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#1    Professor T

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 01:44 AM

I wonder how long before someone see's the joke.. :lol:



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Posted 11 February 2013 - 02:19 AM

Because you need attention?


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Posted 11 February 2013 - 02:58 AM

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Jesus Christ - Matthew 28:18-20 said:

"All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me. Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, and teaching them to obey everything I have commanded you. And surely I am with you always, to the very end of the age."

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 03:07 AM

Because your human? LOL

I read a quote on here once and it goes:

We are all Stupid, and we are here to get less stupid together!

hahah love it.

Edited by The Id3al Experience, 11 February 2013 - 03:08 AM.

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 03:18 AM

View PostProfessor T, on 11 February 2013 - 01:44 AM, said:

I wonder how long before someone see's the joke.. :lol:



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Is it because you started a sentence with a lower case w instead of an upper case W? Or that you can also go by ! instead of an actual name?
Other than those two things, I don't see anything within your original post that would stand out as a evidence of you being a 'complete' idiot.
I've read a lot of your posts. Your not an actual idiot :)

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 04:09 AM

View Post4MinuteNile, on 11 February 2013 - 02:19 AM, said:

Because you need attention?
Nope. :no:

View PostAquilaChrysaetos, on 11 February 2013 - 02:58 AM, said:

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Nawww, I can't see what you posted.. :unsure2:

View PostThe Id3al Experience, on 11 February 2013 - 03:07 AM, said:

Because your human? LOL

I read a quote on here once and it goes:

We are all Stupid, and we are here to get less stupid together!

hahah love it.
Ooooooo, very close, but not quite on the money... :lol:

View PostAsadora, on 11 February 2013 - 03:18 AM, said:

Is it because you started a sentence with a lower case w instead of an upper case W? Or that you can also go by ! instead of an actual name?
Other than those two things, I don't see anything within your original post that would stand out as a evidence of you being a 'complete' idiot.
I've read a lot of your posts. Your not an actual idiot :)

:tu:
Nawww, miles from the truth... :D


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Posted 11 February 2013 - 04:14 AM

View PostProfessor T, on 11 February 2013 - 04:09 AM, said:

Nope. :no:

Nawww, I can't see what you posted.. :unsure2:

Ooooooo, very close, but not quite on the money... :lol:

Nawww, miles from the truth... :D

I'm gonna have to give this one up, but no matter what has made you an 'idiot' you are -nowhere- close to being like someone who has the number one at the start and end of their name. So, personally, I thank you very much for that!

"From time to time there appear on the face of the earth men of rare and consummate excellence, who dazzle us by their virtue, and whose outstanding qualities shed a stupendous light. Like those extraordinary stars of whose origins we are ignorant, and of whose fate, once they have vanished, we know even less, such men have neither forebears nor descendants: they are the whole of their race."  -- Jean de la Bruyere 1645-1696.

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 09:17 PM

Is it because you don't know what gender you are?


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Posted 17 February 2013 - 10:22 PM

Damn....... :blush:
I was hoping this thread would just die...

Actually this thread was a 13 bottles of beer late night mistake.. lol.. :lol:
I started it in the Community lounge so that whenever someone posted in the topic the first thing anyone visiting the forums would see is "Why I'm a complete Idiot by .whoever last posted."

Kind of embarracing now really, The littlest things are amusing when you've over-endulged... :lol:
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Posted 17 February 2013 - 10:34 PM

View PostProfessor T, on 17 February 2013 - 10:22 PM, said:

Damn....... :blush:
I was hoping this thread would just die...

Actually this thread was a 13 bottles of beer late night mistake.. lol.. :lol:
I started it in the Community lounge so that whenever someone posted in the topic the first thing anyone visiting the forums would see is "Why I'm a complete Idiot by .whoever last posted."

Kind of embarracing now really, The littlest things are amusing when you've over-endulged... :lol:
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You sure it was only 13 bottles you had?

In an ideal World a law would be passed were NO guns were allowed and all those out there destroyed, trouble is the law makers are not going to take a risk of trying to pass that without making sure they are armed first.

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 10:50 PM

View Postfreetoroam, on 17 February 2013 - 10:34 PM, said:

You sure it was only 13 bottles you had?

I think so.. . :unsure2:
Is kind of rare for me to get like that..

was fun though.. :lol:


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Posted 17 February 2013 - 10:57 PM

How do I see my number of replies . It has to be more than yours,given what a big mouth I am.
I'm still confused as to why you're an idiot though .

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 12:09 AM

View PostSimbi Laveau, on 17 February 2013 - 10:57 PM, said:

How do I see my number of replies . It has to be more than yours,given what a big mouth I am.
I'm still confused as to why you're an idiot though .

:lol:  Not sure where number of replies came into this awefull thread..
I think we are all idiots for keeping it going..

How many bottles have you drunk today?
Have you ever got drunk and posted something you've regretted?

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 12:32 AM

View PostProfessor T, on 18 February 2013 - 12:09 AM, said:


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:lol:  Not sure where number of replies came into this awefull thread..
I think we are all idiots for keeping it going..

How many bottles have you drunk today?
Have you ever got drunk and posted something you've regretted?
Nope . I've been drunk maybe 3 times in my life,all by accident ,when I was in my twenties .
I can tell you the last two times I had a drink . New years eve,and before that ,.tthe night the 50 foot tree fell on ny house during hurricane sandy .


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Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:11 AM

View PostProfessor T, on 18 February 2013 - 12:09 AM, said:

:lol:  Not sure where number of replies came into this awefull thread..
I think we are all idiots for keeping it going..

How many bottles have you drunk today?
Have you ever got drunk and posted something you've regretted?
Haha, sounds like my husband on twitter. sometime he wakes up in the morning and has to scroll through what he posted the night before then deletes half of them.

In an ideal World a law would be passed were NO guns were allowed and all those out there destroyed, trouble is the law makers are not going to take a risk of trying to pass that without making sure they are armed first.




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