Speeding and mad excuses

[Bling]

In the UK drivers pay £41 million in speeding fines....some will try anything to get off paying!

1. I've just had my brakes repaired and it was very expensive. I didn't want to wear them down.

2. A friend of mine told me this was a scary part of the road and that bad people live there, so I wanted to get through it as fast as I could.

3. I had a severe bout of diarrhoea and had to speed to a public toilet

4. There was a strong wind behind my car

5. As I drove onto the motorway my car was dragged along in the slipstream of the truck. My brakes aren't very good, so I had to keep pace with it

6. The only way to demonstrate my faulty clutch was to accelerate

7. There was a suspected case of foot-and-mouth disease, which meant I had to see the cow concerned as soon as humanly possible

8. The vibrations from the surfboard on my roof rack set off the speed camera

9. I had passed out after seeing flashing lights, which I believed to be UFO's in the distance. The flash of the speed camera brought me round from my trance

[The Mule]

Well officer....do you remember those kids who commited suicide and their parents sued Judas Priest and won? Well the radio was playing "I can't Drive 55"....and well...I just couldnt help it!

[Ashotep]

I'm handicapped I have a lead foot and just can't help it.

[Hippycrite]

Would not care to see the court evidence of the digestive emergency.

[Sakari]

I was going down hill.

[Ninhursag]

I was just following the beat of my music.

[Beelze-bob]

I swear Occifer,I was trying to brake but the road was speeding!

[Jinxdom]

Officer, you know how your wife gets when your late for bed......

[ascendant606]

reminds me of a joke

A man was speeding so a cop pulled him aside.

"Papers," The officer asked

"Scizors, I win" The man said, he then got in his car and drove away.