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#31    The Silver Thong

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Posted 04 May 2013 - 05:06 AM

View Postshrooma, on 04 May 2013 - 05:00 AM, said:


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bloody good idea for a thread is that man!
if bigfoots, being, like, chewbacca sized folk, eat nothing but leaves 'n grass 'n stuff, then surely you should be able to smell their farts from miles away!
or at least hear 'em!
do you think bigfeet get together and go '**** me man, that stinks!! 7 out of 10...'
I mean, they ARE proto-human, aren't they?!
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your a d bag as you post in the community lounge asking for funny crap and can't figure out you posted wrong. Don't ask for humor in the the wrong section with out a 2 liner of what you want.  At least pic crypto as that is just as laughable.  Boo...... that was a ghost scaring you

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Posted 04 May 2013 - 05:12 AM

View PostThe Silver Thong, on 04 May 2013 - 05:06 AM, said:

Boo...... that was a ghost scaring you
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what, behind me??
I just figured it was my neighbours braying on the walls because my stereo was on too loud!!
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anyway, they're gonna get a shock when my drum tutor gets here at 7am.....

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Posted 04 May 2013 - 05:19 AM

View Postshrooma, on 04 May 2013 - 05:12 AM, said:

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what, behind me??
I just figured it was my neighbours braying on the walls because my stereo was on too loud!!
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anyway, they're gonna get a shock when my drum tutor gets here at 7am.....

umm sure I might not like your drumms at 7 am so I hope they call the coppers and shut it down. So tell me what do you call humour.

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Posted 04 May 2013 - 05:28 AM

I have to now,  because it's nearly 7am, and i'm very drunk, and it's free comic book day at the comic book shop, and I need a few hours' kip, or i'll get there when there's nothing left but predator Vs the care bears, and no-one wants that kind of s**t!
so before I go, i'd like to wish everyone a happy star wars day!
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may the 4th be with you!!
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always.....
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Posted 04 May 2013 - 05:37 AM

welcome to the dark side. Now use the force and post befor drinking beyond knowing what your posting young foolish one lol

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Posted 04 May 2013 - 05:15 PM

Drunk at 7am, getting an early start on the day.


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Posted 04 May 2013 - 05:26 PM

still sober at 2 am ... the spirits will be displeased in the morning

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Posted 04 May 2013 - 06:16 PM

Sure, I don't mind humor.   It's one of the reasons I keep coming back here.  

With two caveats:

1.  Some people who post here are not playing with a full deck.  One little joke at their expense and some may go off the deep end.

2.  Some topics are very sensitive (racism, etc) and people get enraged at a moment's notice.

Edited by little_dreamer, 04 May 2013 - 06:17 PM.

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Posted 04 May 2013 - 06:18 PM

they need to get new knickers, in my opinion, they get twisted in knots a bit too quick

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Posted 05 May 2013 - 01:30 AM

Absolutely not!        ..  just kidding !*        sometimes it is appropriate?

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Posted 05 May 2013 - 04:08 AM

View Postlittle_dreamer, on 04 May 2013 - 06:16 PM, said:

Sure, I don't mind humor.   It's one of the reasons I keep coming back here.  

With two caveats:

1.  Some people who post here are not playing with a full deck.  One little joke at their expense and some may go off the deep end.

2.  Some topics are very sensitive (racism, etc) and people get enraged at a moment's notice.


That's because they be a cheating, ma'am. But the Sheriffs a round here, they tend to keep an eye out for it.


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Edited by Purifier, 05 May 2013 - 04:10 AM.

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Posted 12 May 2013 - 05:23 AM

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wish I had a nickle every time ....

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Posted 12 May 2013 - 02:06 PM

All humour should be banned! Life is too serious for this flippant egotistical extravigance. I mean, people here discuss if there is a god, how can this be funny! Outrageous that anybody makes any remarks that are not pious and serious. And as for existance of UFO and little green/grey men, I saw the most terrible abuse of believers! How dare anybody smirk or make sarcastic remarks. And this about wearing tinfoil hat, does nobody realise the hurt this causes people who suffer a terrible afliction that causes them to have to wear a tinfoil hat. My poor little brother has to wear a tinfiol hat to cover the hole in head, and everytime he sees this "joke" on this forum he breaks down in tears! You cruel monsters! And as for anything about Pyramids and sphinxeses, well, may the wrath of the gods fall on anybody who ever dare make any joke about this holy of holies!

Bah humbug! I cannot take anymore of the humour on this site. And as for a thread on this so called "humour", well, I give this a big
Posted Image Humour my *ss

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Posted 12 May 2013 - 02:34 PM

View PostTutankhaten-pasheri, on 12 May 2013 - 02:06 PM, said:


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Bah humbug! I cannot take anymore of the humour on this site. And as for a thread on this so called "humour", well, I give this a big
Posted Image Humour my *ss

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any moment now ....

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Posted 12 May 2013 - 02:54 PM

View Postshrooma, on 04 May 2013 - 01:23 AM, said:

the people here who know me, know that most of my posts are tongue in cheek, serious, with a flippant edge, critical of closed minds, even sharper against bullys, but does it really work?
i've made some great friends here, but i've also got myself into quite a bit of unintentional bother with my sense of humour.
is there a fun side to serious debate, or am I just farting custard at goats, and throwing cats at people while I shout at clouds.....?
Hello, I am not sure if we have met on here before. Can you tell me more about this farting custard at goats? can we use another kind of animal (humans included) or is it strictly goats?
Thankyou kind sir.





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