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'Tomatoes are Christian,' Salafi group warns

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#31    TheBanana

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Posted 18 August 2012 - 10:19 PM

that makes no sense, how can a plant have a religion,its not particularly aware of the world around it (although neither are these guys)

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Posted 18 August 2012 - 11:12 PM

So what do they advocate doing with tomatos then? Stoning perhaps?

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 01:51 AM

View PostLilly, on 18 August 2012 - 11:12 PM, said:

So what do they advocate doing with tomatos then? Stoning perhaps?
Or tossing them at infidels ?

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 07:47 AM

View PostBeckys_Mom, on 17 August 2012 - 08:17 PM, said:

Are scarecrows Christian too ?

You would have to ask Wurzel Gummidge.. :whistle:


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Posted 19 August 2012 - 09:50 AM

View PostSimbi Laveau, on 19 August 2012 - 01:51 AM, said:

Or tossing them at infidels ?

You could toss them with infidels and make a salad.

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 10:13 AM

of course these are crusaders tomato
the very descendants of richard the tomato heart

by the name of Allah the Gracious the Merciful
Say, "I seek refuge in the Lord of daybreak From the evil of that which He created
And from the evil of darkness when it settles And from the evil of the blowers in knots
And from the evil of an envier when he envies"
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Posted 19 August 2012 - 11:47 AM

View PostSimbi Laveau, on 19 August 2012 - 01:51 AM, said:

Or tossing them at infidels ?
Apparently the tomatoes are the infidels *wants to be a fly on the wall watching jihadists preparing to terrorise tomatoes*

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 02:50 PM

View Postjesspy, on 19 August 2012 - 09:50 AM, said:

You could toss them with infidels and make a salad.

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 05:29 PM

View PostlibstaK, on 19 August 2012 - 11:47 AM, said:

Apparently the tomatoes are the infidels *wants to be a fly on the wall watching jihadists preparing to terrorise tomatoes*

Tomatoes are very cruelly terrorized: they get squished, sliced and diced!


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Posted 19 August 2012 - 05:34 PM

View Postmeryt-tetisheri, on 19 August 2012 - 05:29 PM, said:

Tomatoes are very cruelly terrorized: they get squished, sliced and diced!

Your comment made me wonder....

When tomatoes are shot or otherwise injured in movies and on TV etc... is it real blood they use?


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Posted 19 August 2012 - 05:40 PM

View PostEldorado, on 19 August 2012 - 05:34 PM, said:

Your comment made me wonder....

When tomatoes are shot or otherwise injured in movies and on TV etc... is it real blood they use?

No, it's ketchup of course


Wrong answer! Let me correct that, yes, they do use real (tomato) blood

Edited by meryt-tetisheri, 19 August 2012 - 05:47 PM.


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Posted 19 August 2012 - 06:22 PM

Not even to mention all the tomatoes 'sacrificed' in order to make pasta sauce! Oh, the horror!

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