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Dead bird found in bag of supermarket salad

Started by Still Waters , Feb 22 2013 01:49 PM
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#1    Still Waters

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 01:49 PM

A ROMANTIC couple put a Tesco salad on their plates after cooking steak and chips to dine by candlelight — and found a DEAD BIRD in it.

Horrified hubby James Watson only spotted the stomach-churning extra in his portion after he had taken three mouthfuls.

http://www.thesun.co...d-in-salad.html

http://www.telegraph...cket-salad.html
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Posted 22 February 2013 - 01:55 PM

Well, makes a change from Horse.
Anyway, what kind of cheapo has a Tesco rocket salad for their romantic meal with dimmed lights? Should've taken her out somewhere, see.

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 09:34 PM

I smell...LAWSUIT!


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Posted 22 February 2013 - 09:47 PM

View PostStill Waters, on 22 February 2013 - 01:49 PM, said:

A ROMANTIC couple put a Tesco salad on their plates after cooking steak and chips to dine by candlelight — and found a DEAD BIRD in it.

Horrified hubby James Watson only spotted the stomach-churning extra in his portion after he had taken three mouthfuls.

http://www.thesun.co...d-in-salad.html

http://www.telegraph...cket-salad.html

LMAO if this guy cooked those steaks and couldn't go the extra mile to make a fresh salad then i think this is funny as hell :lol:
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Posted 22 February 2013 - 10:51 PM

EWwww I use those salad bags all the time. Just easier to open it up and put some dressing on it and voila. Now I will check twice before buying another one.
How did it even get in there? They chop up the salad, so chopped birdy con mei?

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 04:57 AM

View PostSoccergirl13, on 22 February 2013 - 10:51 PM, said:

EWwww I use those salad bags all the time. Just easier to open it up and put some dressing on it and voila. Now I will check twice before buying another one.
How did it even get in there? They chop up the salad, so chopped birdy con mei?

Just remember next time you open a bag,the company may have added a bit of protein already for the woman on the go :w00t:  hahaha
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Posted 24 February 2013 - 07:58 AM

You guys find way to much weird **** in your salads . This ,for once,doesn't happen in the US .Not a lot anyway .
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Posted 25 February 2013 - 12:31 AM

How the hell did he not notice it when he put it on the plate   ?

Something smell foul to me :w00t:

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 12:42 AM

First various insects, and I think even a rat/mouse. Now a bird.

What's next, a human head?  :passifier:

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 06:00 PM

Maybe it's time for people not to buy from tescos

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Posted 27 February 2013 - 06:12 PM

That's nothing.  I once found a bag of salad in a dead bird.

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 08:06 AM

As Tesco says, "Every Little Helps.".

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 08:40 PM

View Postschizoidwoman, on 28 February 2013 - 08:06 AM, said:

As Tesco says, "Every Little Helps.".

Tesco are having a tough time at the moment!! Everyone seems to be blaming them. :whistle:
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Posted 01 March 2013 - 01:53 AM

I think I'm never going to buy a bag of salad again.  Too many stowaways.
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Posted 01 March 2013 - 04:50 AM

This happens too often to be a mere accident... I don't see how a bird could get into a bag of salad?
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