Why do I have a sudden urge to wipe my @#$ with that to stop people from worshiping an piece of toilet paper that doesn't even resemble what we think Jesus looks like? It looks more like a robot than anything else.
Edited by Phox, 07 December 2011 - 06:58 AM.
A man's ethical behaviour should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties and needs; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death. - Albert Einstein
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Posted 07 December 2011 - 07:07 AM
This is crap..
I saw the face of Jesus in my coffee this morning, then the face of Barrack Obama on my toast and the face of John Lennon on my fried eggs, and the face of of Satan on my car windsheild, i can see anything in anything if i wish to.......LOL
First of all, the face on the paper towel looks more like Homer Simpson to me than an actual human face. Second of all, how do people know that this is what Jesus looks like? Have they seen him personally? Or are they going by artists impressions of him? Thirdly, why on earth would Jesus make his face appear on a paper towel, a piece of toast or a potato chip? What is next, toilet paper? Dog poo?
I know that *most* of the people who find these "Jesus" faces on objects take it light-heartedly but there are some who dont take it as a bit of fun and really believe that God is trying to communicate with them via a potato chip, or a piece of toast.
Man my dog took a crap on the front lawn and Guess who's picture I saw,It was the Pope's.Kinda fit right but still I washed it with the hose so no one would worship it.But since he did that I think I'll have to put the dog down,I don't want him to make another poop..oops I mean Pope on my lawn.LOL