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Contraband cat caught smuggling at prison

Started by glorybebe , Jan 06 2013 12:40 AM

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#1    glorybebe

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 12:40 AM

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'It will be hard to discover who is responsible since the cat does not speak'

Guards thought there was something suspicious about a little white cat slipping through a prison gate in northeastern Brazil.
A prison official says that when they caught the animal, they found a cellphone, drills, small saws and other contraband taped to its body.
http://www.cbc.ca/ne...cat-brazil.html

LOL, smart **** who said 'it will be hard to discover who is responsible since the cat does not speak'!!!

Poor kitty, I hope they didn't hurt it taking the items off of it.
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Posted 06 January 2013 - 12:59 AM

Meowsers! What's the penalty for that in Brazil? Nine life years in a kitty purrenitentiary?


Seriously though, I hope they didn't hurt the cat either. Love cats.......
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Posted 06 January 2013 - 01:58 AM

View PostPurifier, on 06 January 2013 - 12:59 AM, said:

Meowsers! What's the penalty for that in Brazil? Nine life years in a kitty purrenitentiary?


Seriously though, I hope they didn't hurt the cat either. Love cats.......
I seriously wonder how they didn't think that the cat wouldn't be noticed!?
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Posted 06 January 2013 - 02:16 AM

they should have chosen a cat a little less conspicuous that a WHITE cat ...white kinda sticks out like a sore thumb
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Posted 06 January 2013 - 02:24 AM

Hope they find the kitty a good home away from the prison.

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 02:27 AM

View Postglorybebe, on 06 January 2013 - 01:58 AM, said:

I seriously wonder how they didn't think that the cat wouldn't be noticed!?

I've seen documentaries on South American prisons. They have rats, cats and monkeys roaming around some of them. The guards are usually only paid to make sure the prisoners don't escape, they don't care so much what goes on inside and usually never enter.

But yeah, hopefully the cat is fine.

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 02:33 AM

View PostOverdueleaf, on 06 January 2013 - 02:16 AM, said:

they should have chosen a cat a little less conspicuous that a WHITE cat ...white kinda sticks out like a sore thumb
The cat may have an affection for a particular prisoner would be my guess.
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Posted 06 January 2013 - 02:35 AM

Cat poop>hUMAN POOP :gun:

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 02:47 AM

View PostDKO, on 06 January 2013 - 02:27 AM, said:

I've seen documentaries on South American prisons. They have rats, cats and monkeys roaming around some of them. The guards are usually only paid to make sure the prisoners don't escape, they don't care so much what goes on inside and usually never enter.

But yeah, hopefully the cat is fine.

AAAhhhh....that makes more sense to me now. Thank you
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Posted 06 January 2013 - 06:57 AM

Naughty kitty!!! Hope the kitty is okay...I love furry pets :wub: ^_^
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Posted 07 January 2013 - 01:25 AM

Can you imagine how mad the inmate is!?  LOL!  His escape plan kyboshed!
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Posted 07 January 2013 - 01:15 PM

Turn the cat loose and see what prisoneer it goes too. Case solved

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 02:46 PM

This version of the story on Yahoo! UK & Ireland has a video showing the guards peeling everything off the cat. The cat doesn't seem to be struggling, but I'm sure tape was involved somewhere along the way to attach everything to it. Poor thing. :(

http://uk.news.yahoo...-224605661.html
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Posted 07 January 2013 - 04:35 PM

View Postwolfknight, on 07 January 2013 - 01:15 PM, said:

Turn the cat loose and see what prisoneer it goes too. Case solved
Yeah, that might work. I'd be surprised if they didn't try it. You would see a scattering of prisoners because they wouldn't want the cat headign to them! :w00t:
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