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[Biff Wellington]

Viviana98, on 18 October 2012 - 05:24 AM, said:

Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman if they had it to do all over again: 80
Percentage of American women who say they would marry the same man: 50
Percentage of men who say they are happier after their divorce or separation: 58
Percentage of women who say they are happier: 85

So I'm one of 58

[Viviana98]

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

[Biff Wellington]

In 1845, President Andrew Jackson's pet parrot was removed from his funeral for swearing.

Ancient Egyptians shaved off their eyebrows to mourn the death of their cats.

[Viviana98]

Mark Twain didn't graduate from elementary school.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.

Armadillos can be housebroken.

[Biff Wellington]

A body decomposes four times as fast in water than on land.

The tiny poison arrow frog has enough poison to kill over 2200 people!

On average, people fear spiders more than they do dying. However, statistically you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by the bite of a poisonous spider.

[Viviana98]

The first Fords had engines made by Dodge.

[Biff Wellington]

In Erwin, Tennessee an elephant was once hanged for murder.

[Viviana98]

Until 1796, there was a state in the United States called Franklin. Today it is known as Tennessee.

Biff Wellington, on 18 October 2012 - 05:30 AM, said:

In Erwin, Tennessee an elephant was once hanged for murder.

People are so F ****** stupid sometimes I swear!!!!

[Biff Wellington]

Viviana98, on 18 October 2012 - 05:30 AM, said:

The first Fords had engines made by Dodge.

My dad has  a 1952 food pickup with a Chevy engine. His friend has VW microbus with a Porsche engine

[Viviana98]

The State of Florida is bigger than England.

I have a honda with Vtech lol

Ants stretch when they wake up in the morning.

Thomas Edison, light bulb inventor, was afraid of the dark.

[Biff Wellington]

The leading cause of deaths for children between the ages of 1 and 4 are motor vehicle crashes.

Over the last 50 years in the United States, approximately 9,000 people have died as a result of tornadoes, 5,000 as the result of floods, and 4,000 as the result of hurricanes.

When a person dies, hearing is generally the last sense to go. The first sense lost is usually sight. Then follows taste, smell, and touch.

[Viviana98]

Dolphins sleep with one eye open.

[Biff Wellington]

"Dolphins have a prehensile penis, it is full of powerful muscles and they can wrap it around objects such as a human limb. The decoys never resurfaced in any of the studies..."
The reason they didn't resurface was because gangs of dolphins would take them to underwater caves & rape them.

Edited by Biff Wellington, 18 October 2012 - 05:38 AM.

[Viviana98]

Biff Wellington, on 18 October 2012 - 05:36 AM, said:

"Dolphins have a prehensile penis, it is full of powerful muscles and they can wrap it around objects such as a human limb. The decoys never resurfaced in any of the studies..."

Shut up!!! This is not true, is it?/?

[Biff Wellington]

Fifty percent of the United States (in terms of our complete legal jurisdiction, which includes ocean territory) lies below the ocean.

Fifty percent of the United States (in terms of our complete legal jurisdiction, which includes ocean territory) lies below the ocean.