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#46    Domina Lucis

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Posted 17 November 2012 - 07:06 PM

Okay, I'm actually concerned at this part.

The way you refuse to listen and keep on insisting Slenderman is real despite the obvious fact he's not...

Yes, it's true. It must be true.

We are dealing with a troll.


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Posted 17 November 2012 - 07:09 PM

View PostMisstreeDove, on 17 November 2012 - 07:06 PM, said:

Okay, I'm actually concerned at this part.

The way you refuse to listen and keep on insisting Slenderman is real despite the obvious fact he's not...

Yes, it's true. It must be true.

We are dealing with a troll.

Only one way to deal with a troll.  Feed him to Slenderman!  :devil:


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Posted 17 November 2012 - 07:14 PM

View PostThe New Richard Nixon, on 08 November 2012 - 01:01 PM, said:

I think it's an internet myth where people post an image of anything and post a man in a dark suit. It's kinda like where's wally? but more darker and more fun. Some people say there is a story behind it but im not sure.

Oh here is a long slender man thread.
http://www.unexplain...howtopic=157598
Are you saying Wally is not real? :no:

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Posted 17 November 2012 - 07:51 PM

View PostDarkdemigod0, on 17 November 2012 - 03:45 PM, said:

as for you i know he's real quit saying he's not that goes for all of you i bet  if you were me you would be super pissed if people kept on trying to disprove




alright you guys are now just trying to disprove my case any way possible , when i say i run and dont look back i try to look for one of my freinds and we look for a crowded place or i run home lock my house door then lock my room door and turn on a low source of light praying he wont come after me again that night. i dont hallicanite. i can see with perfect vision on my right eye but have poor vision on my left eye they have NEVER made me hallucanate alright?

That's not how hallucinations work.

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Posted 17 November 2012 - 11:34 PM

View PostDarkdemigod0, on 17 November 2012 - 03:45 PM, said:

i can see with perfect vision on my right eye but have poor vision on my left eye they have NEVER made me hallucanate alright?

That you know of.........

I'd say its highly likely that when you are "seeing" slenderman you are really hallucinating (unless you are just bull-$hittin us - which still seems pretty likely).  Especially considering the FACT that slenderman is a figment of an online author's imagination.

You need help, friend - but not because Slenderman is chasing you.  You need help because you are having visual hallucinations and you are so disconnected from reality that you think a fictional character is chasing you.  Paranoia like this combined with hallucinations can be very dangerous.

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 02:16 AM

View PostDieChecker, on 12 November 2012 - 12:03 AM, said:

It's only a matter of time then. The walls of your house can't stop him. Public places won't stop him. He's going to flay your skin and wear it to bed at night to keep him warm.

Quite possibly you'll never get to 10 posts here....

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View PostDarkdemigod0, on 16 November 2012 - 02:45 AM, said:

all right i am not playing a game this is real life the only reason i can escape him so many times is because i try not to look at him when i see him and i just run some where safe and dont look back
I'm curoius where the "Safe Places" are? From what I've seen online, Slenderman goes right into peoples houses, regardless of locks, doors, dogs or alarms.

Slenderman is a supernatural entity, and as such, it is not Religion that turns him away, but Belief in something. If you believe, truely Believe that Starbucks in a safe place, then it will be. It is a battle of Wills. Good Luck to you.

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 02:24 AM

Yeah, photoshop thread from somethingawful? OMG TRUE MONSTER OMG


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Posted 19 November 2012 - 04:12 AM

View PostDieChecker, on 18 November 2012 - 02:16 AM, said:

Up to 7 posts.... I really, really hope you make it to 10!

Oh noes!!! He's here!!!!! They'll never make it to 10 now!!!

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 04:22 AM

View PostNight Walker, on 16 November 2012 - 05:39 AM, said:

I have treated figuratively dozens of Slender Man cases and have yet to lose a single soul.
thats because a fake myth cant kill you.


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Posted 19 November 2012 - 04:23 AM

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OMG!

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 04:25 AM

Anybody ever wonder how he got to be such a slender man?


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Posted 19 November 2012 - 04:37 AM

View Postorangepeaceful79, on 19 November 2012 - 04:25 AM, said:

Anybody ever wonder how he got to be such a slender man?

I guess children must not be very nutritious.

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 04:39 AM

View PostArchimedes, on 19 November 2012 - 04:23 AM, said:

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OMG!

Yaaaarrgghhh!!!! Here he comes!!!!
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 04:57 AM

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 05:14 AM

View PostOniomancer, on 16 November 2012 - 11:22 PM, said:

The International Sign of The Doughnut?

I was unaware of that but, yes, it is all coming together nicely...


View PostDoctor manhattan, on 19 November 2012 - 04:22 AM, said:

thats because a fake myth cant kill you.

A minor technicality. I stand by my unblemished record...

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