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The celery haters club

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#16    Simbi Laveau

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Posted 15 August 2012 - 06:12 PM

View PostBeckys_Mom, on 15 August 2012 - 05:33 PM, said:



I like it with salad cream..I also would add a little of it to home-made coleslaw

AND.. I would use it for flavours  when cooking a roast.. I would chop celery, carrots, bit of garlic, onion, pinch of sage, chopped parsley and a pinch of thyme..along with beef stock and  my roasts cook well.. I got the idea off Jamie Oliver

I have salad cream in the house actually . My local supermarket carrier a bunch of imported items ,so I keep stocked. I will have to try that .

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Posted 15 August 2012 - 07:22 PM

celery is the devils veg

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Posted 15 August 2012 - 07:57 PM

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I have salad cream in the house actually . My local supermarket carrier a bunch of imported items ,so I keep stocked. I will have to try that .

Yep..dunk it in salad cream... it makes a good snack..

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Posted 15 August 2012 - 07:59 PM

View Postcenobite, on 15 August 2012 - 07:22 PM, said:

celery is the devils veg

I thought that was rudabagas...

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Posted 15 August 2012 - 08:07 PM

View Postcenobite, on 15 August 2012 - 07:22 PM, said:

celery is the devils veg

You don't believe so.. You never stop talking about ( multi times ) over in the most disgusting foods thread .. ..All you posted was celery... you use it to get some attention ( go on admit it  lol ) ,  and you based a thread all about it.. That don't sound like hate to me...I think you LOVE it..  I mean  a lot of guys will use a dog in the park. or a baby , some break wind  ( disgusting I know )  to get attention,  but you use the celery in the hope someone will say - Oh me too lets talk :P

I mean, I hate cheeseburgers...liver,  sausages,  processed meat, jaffa cakes and cherry bakewells  etc.......But I don't talk about them non stop..I like to keep my mind off them as much as possible.. you don't, you constantly talk celery.

If vegetables had a language, you would be fluent in celery lol ...In fact I bet you dream you are celery, and you wake up with a smile on your celery lovin face  ...You may change your ID to - celerybite too  :D


( I do know you are also just having a laugh..and I like that..so I am playing along for fun. lol )

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 07:21 AM

Cheeseburgers! Jaffa Cakes! Cherry bakewells!these are foods sent by God to keep us happy Goodness me woman you are clearly deranged.  Points finger at BM - witch, witch burn her!

Cheeseburgers! Jaffa Cakes! Cherry bakewells!these are foods sent by God to keep us happy Goodness me woman you are clearly deranged.  Points finger at BM - witch, witch burn her!

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 10:55 AM

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Cheeseburgers! Jaffa Cakes! Cherry bakewells!these are foods sent by God to keep us happy Goodness me woman you are clearly deranged.  Points finger at BM - witch, witch burn her!

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If I were a witch, I would turn you into a stick of celery..!!

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:14 AM

Eek!

I dont like celeriac either

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 03:40 PM

I have it on good authority that neither celeriac NOR celery like you!

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 04:43 PM

ah c'mon now ted even i know veg does'nt have on opinion

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 05:12 PM

View Postcenobite, on 16 August 2012 - 04:43 PM, said:

ah c'mon now ted even i know veg does'nt have on opinion

And yet some will still make you cry...the second you slice them

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 06:29 PM

Not if you dip the knife in cold water betwixt slices, i'll not be reduced to tears by a vegetable dagnabit

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 06:30 PM

There's a joke in my last post somewhere

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 06:32 PM

So I went to the store this morning and bought......

A ******* CELERY !!! YES, YES, I LIKE CELERY ! IT'S PART OF MY DAILY DIET.

I like celery, and I'm not leaving this thread * getting the shotgun *. So....having a problem with that ?

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 07:30 PM

*totally ignores gun-totin' Canadian*

Sooooooo ........ this is The Celery Hater's Club. When do we get our members' badges? Vouchers for discounts on non-celery vegetables? (I hope the annual sub isn't too much otherwise you can forget it, pal!)

Edited by ouija ouija, 16 August 2012 - 07:32 PM.

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