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Hospital Removes Eel From A Man's Bottom

Started by ThePhantomFlanFlinger , Sep 24 2012 03:25 PM

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Posted 25 September 2012 - 06:42 PM

View Postwolfknight, on 24 September 2012 - 03:29 PM, said:

I am not even going there.  

The eel did.
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Posted 25 September 2012 - 06:51 PM

Okay, how... why... how... all these questions run through my head and then my butt closes up and I decide I don't wanna know...
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Posted 25 September 2012 - 07:52 PM

I've seen a mousse can (lid still in place) and a fluted vase suitable for a single rose (open end first) inserted in rectums on radiographs.  The patient generally comes to the ER a few days after the event due to illness or fear over riding the shame of the event.  It's kind of sad, actually.  BTW using a bent coat hanger to retrieve an object can perforate the bowel and require surgery  :cry:
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Posted 25 September 2012 - 11:42 PM

View PostBiffSplitkins, on 24 September 2012 - 03:54 PM, said:

When the moon hits your eye,
Like an Eel near your thighs,
That's A Moray :D

View PostBiffSplitkins, on 25 September 2012 - 04:59 PM, said:

If it was an electric eel I'm sure he was charged. :D

Mr Biff you are on fire in this thread...  :)
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Posted 26 September 2012 - 12:41 AM

View PostJunior Chubb, on 25 September 2012 - 11:42 PM, said:

Mr Biff you are on fire in this thread...  :)
...and I wasn't even r'eel'y trying hard either. :D

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

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Posted 26 September 2012 - 12:50 AM

Was this some kind of freak fishing or diving accident?  Did the eel survive, but was traumatized for life?  Unexplained mysteries, for certain.

Let's hope this eel doesn't end up in sushi or an eel pie in the UK. :unsure2:
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Posted 26 September 2012 - 02:28 AM

Australian love life...

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Posted 26 September 2012 - 03:26 AM

View PostZaphod222, on 26 September 2012 - 02:28 AM, said:

Australian love life...

Err no I have no idea what you are on about ....
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Posted 26 September 2012 - 04:33 AM

Imagine the staff's reaction to the x-rays. :lol:
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Posted 26 September 2012 - 05:11 AM

View PostMnemonix, on 25 September 2012 - 05:14 PM, said:

Eels do this to sheep. They eat the sheep's insides this way.

When a sheep is in the water, the eel makes its entrance.

In this light, the eel was probably looking for a meal and mistook the man for a sheep.
The guy could be innocent? the eel swam up his ar5e while he was shagging a sheep.
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Posted 26 September 2012 - 08:24 AM

View PostBiffSplitkins, on 26 September 2012 - 12:41 AM, said:

...and I wasn't even r'eel'y trying hard either. :D

Biff, don't let me have to go for 'was' on fire. ;)
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Posted 26 September 2012 - 08:55 AM

quite a few New Zealand stories pop up on this website

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Posted 26 September 2012 - 09:12 AM

View Postlilmcnessy, on 26 September 2012 - 08:55 AM, said:

quite a few New Zealand stories pop up on this website

Certainly 'popped' up in this incident.. :whistle:

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Posted 26 September 2012 - 10:48 AM

Now thats taking the term trouser snake to whole new level.  :su

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Posted 26 September 2012 - 11:10 AM

Ouch... that reminds me of those fish that swim up the urinary tract.
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