Mr. Salt Posted September 15, 2003 #1 Share Posted September 15, 2003 My mother has joined UM! She hasnt posted yet, because shes been busy. She just moved to Vegas a couple weeks ago! Her sign on name is DancingGrasshopper. I think thats how shes spelt it. So i put up this post to welcome her! HELLO MOM! And welcome to UM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aslan Posted September 15, 2003 #2 Share Posted September 15, 2003 Does this mean, Mr Salt, that you're going to have to stop all that blaspheming and obscene language, and is it an end to regaling us with all those stories about your drinking exploits all with those Hell's Angels and lap-dancers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Posted September 15, 2003 #3 Share Posted September 15, 2003 I sure hope not! That's about the only kick I have in life. Mr.Salt's saucy stories... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentalcase Posted September 15, 2003 #4 Share Posted September 15, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Salt Posted September 15, 2003 Author #5 Share Posted September 15, 2003 ! Funny! My mother already knows those stories! LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aslan Posted September 15, 2003 #6 Share Posted September 15, 2003 ! Funny! My mother already knows those stories! LOL! Even the one about the secretary, the 800 weight of natural yoghurt, the body of Jimmy Hoffa, the Hope diamond, the arsenic and the sawn-off shotgun? Surely not. I'll stop now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djdodo Posted September 15, 2003 #7 Share Posted September 15, 2003 Well .. I dono if its true .. but anyway .. Welcome to UM Mr.Salt's Mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Salt Posted September 15, 2003 Author #8 Share Posted September 15, 2003 Hmmm, forget to tell her about the 800 weight of natural yoghurt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentalcase Posted September 15, 2003 #9 Share Posted September 15, 2003 djdodo Posted on Sep 15 2003, 01:20 PM Well .. I dono if its true .. but anyway .. Oh, it's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jera Posted September 15, 2003 #10 Share Posted September 15, 2003 Your....mom? Wow. that´s cool! WELCOME MR.SALT`S MOTHER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Posted September 15, 2003 #11 Share Posted September 15, 2003 MC, really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Salt Posted September 15, 2003 Author #12 Share Posted September 15, 2003 Anyways, lets just all welcome my mom. (please dont venture further into my personal life stories !) I am not joking, she has joined. She just moved to Las Vegas, and is getting herself organised. She has to find a job, and such. She used to live up in Tacoma, but she moved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentalcase Posted September 15, 2003 #13 Share Posted September 15, 2003 MC, really? I was saying the stories were true. Anywho, Welcome to the forum Mr. Salt's Mother! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Salt Posted September 15, 2003 Author #14 Share Posted September 15, 2003 Hey, okay. If you dont want to believe me fine. She really has joined, but I guess either because i am new or because of me sending that Color Vision test, it makes me a liar. . Geez, do i have to give you every single bit of proof i have? Her address her phone number and such??? I am not going to do that stuff without her permission though. So, all i wanted was a decent welcome to my mom. If your not going to give it to her, then fine! (I shouldnt have started this thread.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Posted September 15, 2003 #15 Share Posted September 15, 2003 Mr.Salt, lighten up.... DJ, MC and myself were referring to the "stories" Aslan mentioned. Ofcourse we believe your mom joined. We will do her justice with a well meant welcome when she does pop up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Salt Posted September 15, 2003 Author #16 Share Posted September 15, 2003 Hmm. Ok... Sry, bout losing my cool, but i mistook what couple people had said... Anyways, I wish we could start this welcome clean.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emmy Posted September 15, 2003 #17 Share Posted September 15, 2003 HI MR SALTS MOTHER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reese2 Posted September 15, 2003 #18 Share Posted September 15, 2003 There are a lot of Moms' here................. So, welcome Mom, join the bunch! Reese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentalcase Posted September 15, 2003 #19 Share Posted September 15, 2003 Hmm. Ok... Sry, bout losing my cool, but i mistook what couple people had said... Anyways, I wish we could start this welcome clean.... Mr. Salt, I'm sure your mother will be pleased that you made so many friends in such a short time. I think this thread shows that. We were just giving you a hard time. Please take no offence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOracle Posted September 15, 2003 #20 Share Posted September 15, 2003 Welcome Mr. Salt's Mum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snuffypuffer Posted September 15, 2003 #21 Share Posted September 15, 2003 You're mom? Man, that's gonna be awkward. My advice to you is to stay away from the flirting thread at all costs. You might accidentally end up flirting with your mom, which would be really creepy, in an absolutely hilarious way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colorless Posted September 15, 2003 #22 Share Posted September 15, 2003 Hi Mrs. Mr. Salt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neen Posted September 15, 2003 #23 Share Posted September 15, 2003 A big Hello and Welcome to Mr Salts Mum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle Posted September 15, 2003 #24 Share Posted September 15, 2003 Welcome to UM Mr Salts mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_21 Posted September 15, 2003 #25 Share Posted September 15, 2003 Welcome to Mrs NaCl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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