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The Final Countdown 2012


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#76    voiceofreason

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 12:48 PM

The machine I built seems to be holding off the apocalypse. Your all welcome.


#77    Valdemar the Great

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 01:06 PM

Oh no, they're not re-releasing that are they, please.
I think I'd rather have the Scorpions' Wind of Change.

Edited by 747400, 21 December 2012 - 01:39 PM.

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 01:33 PM

The "Bust-Apocalypse of 2012" is done.

What's next? Any candidate dates out there to ruminate about?


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Posted 21 December 2012 - 01:47 PM

Awe man.  Im still here.     I guess ill half to go to work this evening.  I was looking forward to some time off. :/


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Posted 21 December 2012 - 01:53 PM

I wonder what the 2012rs are going to do with themselves now.
What are the chances of them doing one collective sulk.
What about instead of spitting their dummy out  they should use their last remaining brain cell and get some Christmas pressies.
It is the season of goodwill and cheer after all but I've just forgotten something...
They have totally maxed their credit cards out due to their bomb shelters and other supplies.
If it what up to me they could stay holed up in their bomb shelters for all I care.
But as it's Christmas I can't see them wanting to be left out of the festivities.
A really good gift idea would be to wrap their torches and matches in tinfoil.
I'm sure they can improvise some kind of Christmas dinner out of their canned goods.
Alas you can't stuff a full turkey in a can. Stuffing or no stuffing.

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 02:33 PM

I'd laugh If this all came about because they ran out of space on the calender. "We've ran out of space, should we add an extension?"
"Nah, this is classic. Lets have a laugh this will really freak people out."


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Posted 21 December 2012 - 02:58 PM

Anybody want to buy 5000 tins of baked beans?


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Posted 21 December 2012 - 03:02 PM

What actually happened was that the world was switched with an exact replica so fast we didn't notice it.


#84    Valdemar the Great

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 03:07 PM

View Post27vet, on 21 December 2012 - 03:02 PM, said:

What actually happened was that the world was switched with an exact replica so fast we didn't notice it.
Only the dolphins know.

Life is a hideous business, and from the background behind what we know of it peer daemoniacal hints of truth which make it sometimes a thousandfold more hideous.

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 03:11 PM

Right! Hands up all those who loaded their trollies at Tesco, Morrisons, Sainsburys, etc with more than their usual amount of grub and are now heavily overdrawn in the bank and have no job cos they told their boss to shove it, come on fess up, dont be shy.....I feckin TOLD you it wasnt gonna happen and guess what...it didnt.


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Posted 21 December 2012 - 03:45 PM

Funny thing happened at work this morning. Everyone arrived many joking we are still here, did'nt believe that Myan doomsday stuff anyway.
Heavy winds blowing.....
A little after seven am a transformer blew and all power was lost- alarms going off everywhere, gates & doors locked down, emergeny lights flashing.
Someone came over the radio saying well this is it ya'll !!!!
Just for a second there it seemed all to real.

Now the power company has fixed the transformer and all is well 3.5 hrs. later.

Thank goodness phones have games and internet !!!!

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 03:45 PM

I really DO hope people will finally be cured of this kind of nonsense.

The next doomsday preacher.... we should grab him, and tar and feather him.


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Posted 21 December 2012 - 03:47 PM

View Postmfrmboy, on 21 December 2012 - 03:45 PM, said:



Now the power company has fixed the transformer and all is well 3.5 hrs. later.



They were more powerful than the 'aliens'.


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Posted 21 December 2012 - 03:50 PM

what a farce i wonder what the nut cases have to say now i would have more success parading a bull on the streets.


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Posted 21 December 2012 - 03:56 PM

Don't start getting too cocky, you lot. The hammer comes down at midnight! Whether or not the Mayans had any concept of GMT!

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