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[stance]

They should look at their diet to see if alcohol was involved.

[Abramelin]

stance, on 15 August 2012 - 07:57 PM, said:

They should look at their diet to see if alcohol was involved.

It must have.

You wake up one morning, you stretch out, yawn, and then look to your right to see some unknown woman snoring beside you.

Ugly as hell, like a Neanderthal.

So what you do? As silently as you are capable of you put your clothes on, and run off.

And you promise yourself to never drink that much.

Ahhh... promises.


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Edited by Abramelin, 15 August 2012 - 11:09 PM.

[bigjonalien]

having sex with animals is called beastiality

[Junior Chubb]

bigjonalien, on 15 August 2012 - 11:45 PM, said:

having sex with animals is called beastiality

Having sex with animals is called bestiality, don't think this quite fits the bill though.

[Order66]

Take the word "neanderthal" and change the letters around, you get "netherlands". Coincidence?  The so-called Dutch are merely the product of a secret selective breeding program by the Swiss to create a mindless army of clog assassins. The false evolution timeline was created as propaganda for fear that if people knew the real timeline, then Swiss cuckoo clocks would be rendered inaccurate.

[Junior Chubb]

Vein Capital, on 16 August 2012 - 12:25 AM, said:

Take the word "neanderthal" and change the letters around, you get "netherlands". Coincidence?  The so-called Dutch are merely the product of a secret selective breeding program by the Swiss to create a mindless army of clog assassins. The false evolution timeline was created as propaganda for fear that if people knew the real timeline, then Swiss cuckoo clocks would be rendered inaccurate.

Unfortunately their success as assassins was ruined due to stealthy operations being impossible whilst wearing clogs...

[Artaxerxes]

I believe Neandertals were covered in hair all over their bodies and Yeti and Sasquatch myths are racial memories of our ancestors when they encountered these creatures.  Neandertals were adapted to a very cold climate and there is no evidence that they had or used clothes, needles, sewing, etc.  It would have been very difficult to hunt while wearing loosely attached ill fitting skins.

[Artaxerxes]

It's also possible that sightings of the Yeti are holographic impressions on the collective unconscious from the distant past of Neandertals.   In order to survive in the sub-artic Ice Age climate Neandertals had to be covered in hair, perhaps like the Orangutang only even more dense.  

So our ancestors saw the Neandertals as "other" more like beasts than humans, and probably hunted them in much the same way that modern day Africans hunt and eat Gorillas and Chimpanzees.

[dharma warrior]

It's a well known fact that it was a status symbol for Neandertal males to nail female human, but they could only seem to get the fat, ugly ones.

[wistfulbirdy]

Aaand it brings us right back to evolution theory

[Alienated Being]

wistfulbirdy, on 16 August 2012 - 09:01 PM, said:

Aaand it brings us right back to evolution theory

Evolution is a fact. Debating evolution is equivalent to debating gravity. Viruses evolve, and you evolved while you were in the womb for nine months. You evolved from an egg into a faetus, and from a faetus into a baby.

Edited by Alienated Being, 17 August 2012 - 03:35 AM.

[Lava_Lady]

Abramelin, on 15 August 2012 - 11:08 PM, said:

It must hance.
You wake up one morning, you stretch out, yawn, and then look to your right to see some unknown woman snoring beside you.

Ugly as hell, like a Neanderthal.

So what you do? As silently as you are capable of you put your clothes on, and run off.

And you promise yourself to never drink that much.

Ahhh... promises.

That's what SHE said...

[cjr3285]

Everyone has to bare the nasty thought that bestiality is happening somewhere as you are reading these comments.  I'm sure it happened then and the compatibility was just a surprise.

[Eldorado]

stance, on 15 August 2012 - 07:57 PM, said:

They should look at their diet to see if alcohol was involved.

Humans don't need alcohol or drugs when it comes to "unnatural" sex.  As many sheep would testify to, if they could.

"In May 2008, Edward Smith, claimed to be involved in an intimate relationship with a white Volkswagen Beetle.
Separately, Scot Robert Stewart was placed on the sex offenders register after being caught trying to copulate with a bicycle."
http://www.telegraph...h-cut-free.html

(lol)

Edited by Eldorado, 18 August 2012 - 06:16 AM.

[DKO]

star.seed, on 15 August 2012 - 07:17 PM, said:

ok I am really bad in science but I just wanted to know...aren't neanderthals "older versions" of us modern people? if no then all these days I had the wrong idea, but if yes, they were humans too right? I am sorry if I some think it's silly, it's only because I don't know and I really want to know.

No. Humans and Neanderthals were two different species living at the same time.