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#16    Kasey2601

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 01:55 PM

Dear Dr. E ~

How can I get my friend to stop trying to insist I do things her way all the time?
Illegal immigration isn't a new concept in the US. Just ask the Native Americans.

"...it is the fault of our science that it wants to explain all; and if it explain not, then it says there is nothing to explain."

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 03:22 PM

View PostLady Kasey, on 25 June 2012 - 01:55 PM, said:

Dear Dr. E ~

How can I get my friend to stop trying to insist I do things her way all the time?

Lady Kasey.  I'd tell her it's better to give than receive.

And then demonstrate how that actually works.

Edited by Eldorado, 25 June 2012 - 03:24 PM.



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Posted 25 June 2012 - 03:25 PM

View PostEldorado, on 25 June 2012 - 03:22 PM, said:

Lady Kasey.  I'd tell her it's better to give than receive.

And then demonstrate how that actually works.
you forgot to charge her ! am tired of chasing after customers to pay !!

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the preserving of them fatigues Him not and He is the most High and Glorious

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 04:28 PM

My, what a big gun you have, Dr... :P
Are you popular with the ladies?
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Posted 25 June 2012 - 08:28 PM

View PostEldorado, on 25 June 2012 - 03:22 PM, said:

Lady Kasey.  I'd tell her it's better to give than receive.

And then demonstrate how that actually works.

LOL thanks Doc!

View PostKnight Of Shadows, on 25 June 2012 - 03:25 PM, said:

you forgot to charge her ! am tired of chasing after customers to pay !!

*tosses KoS a quarter* Happy now?
Illegal immigration isn't a new concept in the US. Just ask the Native Americans.

"...it is the fault of our science that it wants to explain all; and if it explain not, then it says there is nothing to explain."

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 08:46 PM

View PostLady Kasey, on 25 June 2012 - 08:28 PM, said:


LOL thanks Doc!



*tosses KoS a quarter* Happy now?
ohhh thank u !! the price of cigs pack of the day .. am set for the day .. you're on your own for the rest of the day doc !

Allah, there is no God but He the Living the Eternal. no slumber can seize Him nor sleep

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the preserving of them fatigues Him not and He is the most High and Glorious

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 05:37 PM

im always right - how can i make people believe the truth of this
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Posted 26 June 2012 - 05:45 PM

View Postcenobite, on 26 June 2012 - 05:37 PM, said:

im always right - how can i make people believe the truth of this

Threaten them with violence, social exclusion and eternal damnation.

It works for religious leaders.


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Posted 26 June 2012 - 06:07 PM

excellent i'll give it a go
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Posted 26 June 2012 - 06:24 PM

:w00t:
Illegal immigration isn't a new concept in the US. Just ask the Native Americans.

"...it is the fault of our science that it wants to explain all; and if it explain not, then it says there is nothing to explain."

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 09:03 PM

Dear Dr El,
Tonight I am pondering whether to have a ham and pineapple pizza or a garlic mushroom one..... please help me decide....:)

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 09:10 PM

View Postclfr21, on 26 June 2012 - 09:03 PM, said:

Dear Dr El,
Tonight I am pondering whether to have a ham and pineapple pizza or a garlic mushroom one..... please help me decide.... :)

Ham & pineapple. Your soul-mate could appear at any moment, so best avoid garlic breath, imo.

Edit: A garlic scented dump in the morning ain't too nice either.  Pineapple and ham however is not noticeable.

Edited by Eldorado, 26 June 2012 - 09:12 PM.



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Posted 26 June 2012 - 09:30 PM

Dr El....Why am I so addicted to watching  The Closer ?
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Posted 26 June 2012 - 09:39 PM

View PostEldorado, on 26 June 2012 - 09:10 PM, said:

Ham & pineapple. Your soul-mate could appear at any moment, so best avoid garlic breath, imo.

Edit: A garlic scented dump in the morning ain't too nice either.  Pineapple and ham however is not noticeable.


Fantastic advice thank you!
Well I'm off to make a pizza  :clap:

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 12:16 PM

View PostBeckys_Mom, on 26 June 2012 - 09:30 PM, said:

Dr El....Why am I so addicted to watching  The Closer ?

It's called escapism, BM and nothing to be concerned over.  We all do it.

Escapism is mental diversion by means of entertainment or recreation, as an " escape" from the perceived unpleasant or banal aspects of daily life.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escapism

Plus, it's a damn fine TV show so why not?  I'm addicted to Deadwood.  I shout at the screen if Seth is fighting.  "He's got a knife, Seth!" etc.
Confuses the neighbours somewhat.  Hehehe.

Edited by Eldorado, 27 June 2012 - 12:22 PM.



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