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#16    TheLastLazyGun

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 03:04 PM

View PostMedium Brown, on 02 March 2013 - 09:01 AM, said:

They seemingly build new terminals at London's main airport every year


And quite right, too.  Britain's airport capacity is currently not sufficient and we are starting to lag behind our major competitiors in this regard and it's hurting our economy.  That's why I support the proposed building of new airports like Boris Island.

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 03:11 PM

View Postdrewiduk, on 02 March 2013 - 02:45 PM, said:

Just don't goto London, Manchester, infact any of the cities. The countryside and highlands are really nice. Oh the lake district too,

Don't go to London or Manchester?

So you want tourists to come to Britain but not visit Buckingham Palace, St James's Palace, Kensington Palace, Hampton Court Palace, the Tower of London, the British Museum, the Natural History Museum, Hyde Park, Harrods, St Paul's Cathedral, the London Eye, the Houses of Parliament, the Tate Modern, the National Gallery, Trafalgar Square, the Science Museum, the Victoria & Albert Museum, Madame Tussauds, the Royal Museums Greenwich, the Manchester Ship Canal, the Museum of Science and Industry, Old Trafford, the Emirates, the MEN Arena, the Lowry Outlet Mall, Canal Street, the Royal Exhange Theatre, the Imperial War Museum North, and places near Manchester like Salford Docks, Salford's Lowry Centre and Salford's MediaCityUK, the new home of much of the BBC?

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 04:51 PM

View PostTheLastLazyGun, on 02 March 2013 - 03:11 PM, said:

Don't go to London or Manchester?

So you want tourists to come to Britain but not visit Buckingham Palace, St James's Palace, Kensington Palace, Hampton Court Palace, the Tower of London, the British Museum, the Natural History Museum, Hyde Park, Harrods, St Paul's Cathedral, the London Eye, the Houses of Parliament, the Tate Modern, the National Gallery, Trafalgar Square, the Science Museum, the Victoria & Albert Museum, Madame Tussauds, the Royal Museums Greenwich, the Manchester Ship Canal, the Museum of Science and Industry, Old Trafford, the Emirates, the MEN Arena, the Lowry Outlet Mall, Canal Street, the Royal Exhange Theatre, the Imperial War Museum North, and places near Manchester like Salford Docks, Salford's Lowry Centre and Salford's MediaCityUK, the new home of much of the BBC?
I wouldn't make the trip and not spend a few days in London but it would be the countryside that would hold the thrill for me.  Hiking and even camping sounds wonderful.  The rain I can dress for :)  I currently live in the city in the US that usually ties with Seattle,Wa. for the rainiest. Mobile, Al.

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 05:29 PM

Having grown up on the 16th floor of  an inner London council estate in South London and now roaming on the tranquil canals of England, England has a lot of wonderful places to see.......and it has its share of DO NOT WANT TO SEE ever again places. But guess most countries in the world have that.
I just hope our tranquil and pleasant countryside does not get concreted to help those who do not give a damn about it get rich!

We do not need any more airports, if people want to come over and there are not enough planes or airports, then let them do what we have to do when we need an op....WAIT in the queue til there is a space on the flight!

In an ideal World a law would be passed were NO guns were allowed and all those out there destroyed, trouble is the law makers are not going to take a risk of trying to pass that without making sure they are armed first.

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 05:34 PM

View PostTheLastLazyGun, on 02 March 2013 - 03:04 PM, said:



And quite right, too.  Britain's airport capacity is currently not sufficient and we are starting to lag behind our major competitiors in this regard and it's hurting our economy.  That's why I support the proposed building of new airports like Boris Island.
Tbh I had my tongue firmly in cheek when I wrote that.
It's just that Saturday brings out my funny side on the build- up to a big game.
I never realised my frivolous musings would have a kernel of truth.
Boris Island sounds just like  the ticket because there's no space left for an other terminal.
Anything that has a chance of improving the  economy gets my vote.
I'll get to this thread seriously tomorrow when my head isn't in bits.
And so would you if your team had a last gasp win scoring twice in the last four minutes.
I'm going to properly sell our great country to the masses.
Not only that but I'm going to keep a straight face while I do it.

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 06:01 PM

View Postlittle_dreamer, on 01 March 2013 - 10:49 PM, said:

Great Britain is a 60 million acre island resort according to British Airways.

http://www.britishai...it-britain-2013

Not that I can afford to visit, but would you agree with them?

Sure just close your eyes when driving past some 14 year old chavs, pregnant and sat on the wall drinking cider.

If you're near Liverpool remember to park your car somwhere well lit lol


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Posted 02 March 2013 - 08:43 PM

View PostMr Right Wing, on 02 March 2013 - 06:01 PM, said:

Sure just close your eyes when driving past some 14 year old chavs, pregnant and sat on the wall drinking cider.

If you're near Liverpool remember to park your car somwhere well lit lol

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Edited by freetoroam, 02 March 2013 - 08:52 PM.

In an ideal World a law would be passed were NO guns were allowed and all those out there destroyed, trouble is the law makers are not going to take a risk of trying to pass that without making sure they are armed first.

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 08:46 PM

View PostMr Right Wing, on 02 March 2013 - 06:01 PM, said:



Sure just close your eyes when driving past some 14 year old chavs, pregnant and sat on the wall drinking cider.

If you're near Liverpool remember to park your car somwhere well lit lol
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maybe i've got this wrong, but isn't someone with a right-wing point of view supposed to defend his country?
i've just spent the last 18mths in liverpool, and your point of view couldn't be any more wrong if you'd copy/pasted it from lamestereotypes.com
live up to your name, mr right wing, and promote the land of your birth, instead of slating it.

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 09:12 PM

Shrooma, they'll slate anyone who dun't talk proper like them ones dun south. :yes:

When I am queen of the entire country, not just the North, I'll teach 'em. ;)

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 09:19 PM

View PostQueen in the North, on 02 March 2013 - 09:12 PM, said:

Shrooma, they'll slate anyone who dun't talk proper like them ones dun south. :yes:

When I am queen of the entire country, not just the North, I'll teach 'em. ;)
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In an ideal World a law would be passed were NO guns were allowed and all those out there destroyed, trouble is the law makers are not going to take a risk of trying to pass that without making sure they are armed first.

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 10:09 PM

View Postshrooma, on 02 March 2013 - 10:05 AM, said:

i'm lucky enough to have lived all over the UK, cornwall, somerset, south wales, wiltshire, yorkshire, and it's beautiful. my family come from ireland, which has some great scenery, and scotland looks fantastic in all weathers (fortunately!), so i, for one, am glad I live in britain.
is it any coincidence that bill bryson, the world's best travel writer, came to live over here? (particularly in yorkshire.)
compared to many other places, the UK is very, very green, and that's always a good thing!
nowhere else has such a range of moorland, mountains, dales, dramatic coastlines, valleys and fells, and on the right day, can beat anything any other country has to offer in terms of scenery.
people who say britain isn't beautiful really should get out more and travel it, instead of relying on the bits they see on eastenders.
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Posted 02 March 2013 - 10:11 PM

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When I am queen of the entire country, not just the North, I'll teach 'em. ;)
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unless someone out there has an apache gunship and a spare clitoris they're not using.....?

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 10:16 PM

too cold up there. the weather is always crap

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 10:26 PM

View Postshrooma, on 02 March 2013 - 08:46 PM, said:

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maybe i've got this wrong, but isn't someone with a right-wing point of view supposed to defend his country?
i've just spent the last 18mths in liverpool, and your point of view couldn't be any more wrong if you'd copy/pasted it from lamestereotypes.com
live up to your name, mr right wing, and promote the land of your birth, instead of slating it.

Its okay the bottom end come in use.

Whenever we have a major war we need cannon fodder lol.


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Posted 02 March 2013 - 10:40 PM

View PostMr Right Wing, on 02 March 2013 - 10:26 PM, said:



Its okay the bottom end come in use.

Whenever we have a major war we need cannon fodder lol.
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as long as every x-factor/strictly/big brother/britain's talentless/TOWIE/made in chelsea on ice ******* gets sent to the front line, then i'm voting you in for king of the world!!
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