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#31    Eldorado

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 05:08 AM

I love this...




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Posted 06 December 2012 - 07:13 PM

View PostbooNyzarC, on 21 July 2012 - 03:04 AM, said:

I just can't imagine that was a legit sign LOL  It must be Photoshopped.  :lol:

If you look again at the 0% off sign, the other digit is on the ground and there's a guy up on the roof who was probably putting up the sign. :P

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Posted 07 December 2012 - 09:04 PM

View PostWalnut Whip, on 05 December 2012 - 10:35 PM, said:

They are referring to the band!
Well somebody's got to make sense of it.
Can't say I have heard of the band but it did make for a good sign. :st


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Posted 07 December 2012 - 09:35 PM

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Posted 09 December 2012 - 08:20 PM

View PostEldorado, on 06 December 2012 - 05:08 AM, said:

I love this...

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That sounds like engrish to me. lol


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Posted 10 December 2012 - 02:49 PM

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When I moved to California, El, I drove out there and one morning I stopped at a rest area and welcome centre for New Mexico. There was a sign warning of rattlers and scorpions so I ran inside to use the toilet and ran back out. Not sticking around a place like that!

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 01:06 AM

View PostbooNyzarC, on 21 July 2012 - 03:05 AM, said:

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LOL :lol:

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Posted 16 December 2012 - 09:25 PM

View PostLady Kasey, on 10 December 2012 - 02:49 PM, said:

When I moved to California, El, I drove out there and one morning I stopped at a rest area and welcome centre for New Mexico. There was a sign warning of rattlers and scorpions so I ran inside to use the toilet and ran back out. Not sticking around a place like that!
Funny as in australia a few highly deadly snakes and spiders love to hide in the dunnys.  :yes:


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Posted 17 December 2012 - 03:49 PM

View PostEldorado, on 06 December 2012 - 05:08 AM, said:

I love this...

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:lol: That made me laugh


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Posted 17 December 2012 - 03:58 PM

On a side note; I've actually been to Belchertown ( I live in MA).

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 10:15 PM

View PostLilly, on 17 December 2012 - 03:58 PM, said:

On a side note; I've actually been to Belchertown ( I live in MA).
I hope they gave you a warm Yankee welcome.
It sounds like one of those places you go through from A to B.
I can imagine the person who formed the town wasn't thinking of OTT burps.
And when they learnt what a belch really was the townsfolk decided to stick with it.
I admire their guts if anything.

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Posted 19 December 2012 - 04:27 PM

I've have to say the one in my avatar is quite hilarious...
How can you have the same road pointing in different directions.
I think the Highways Agency need to do a complete overhaul of their signs.
But what would be the fun in that by re-classifying all these slip-roads.

Edited by Medium Brown, 19 December 2012 - 04:28 PM.

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Posted 29 December 2012 - 05:55 PM

here is an article of funny signs around the world: http://www.traveland...unniest-signs/1  I especially like the 'hitch-hiking' one!  LOL

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