Christmas Songs For Shrinks

[Mr-X]

Schizophrenia: "Do You Hear What I Hear?"

Multiple Personality Disorder: "We Three Queens Disoriented Are."

Narcissism: "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing About Me!"

Dementia: "I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas."

Paranoia: "Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me."

Mania: "Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town."

Depression: "Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely."

Personality Disorder: "You Better Watch Out, I'm Going to Cry, I'm Going to Pout, Then Maybe I'll Tell You Why!"

Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder: "Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock."

[emmy]

I liked these Mr X

[Halo_Jones]

Paranoia: "Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me."

[Kira]

Schizophrenia: "Do You Hear What I Hear?"

Very Good Mr X

[Kismit]

Lol Mr X.

Last year . I heard a conspiracie theory that the CIA had actually written Santa Clause is coing to town.

Think about it

" Youd better not shout youd better not cry youd better not pout I'm telling you why Santa clause is coming to town"

Translated means We are watching every move you make...and so on

Or maybe it's just my paranoia

[Althalus]

lol, very funny Mr X

Personality Disorder: "You Better Watch Out, I'm Going to Cry, I'm Going to Pout, Then Maybe I'll Tell You Why!"

[Tommy]

lol @ Personality Disorder Nice find X