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[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)


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#3436    schizoidwoman

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 05:47 PM

Banned for making me suspicious of the hygiene of beer.


#3437    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 05:49 PM

Banned for oh, no, it’s totally hygienic. Once some guy found a lizard in the beer and the poor reptile was perfectly preserved. No unusual smell or anything.

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#3438    schizoidwoman

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 05:53 PM

Banned for that interesting fact, which I have just shared with my husband.


#3439    ouija ouija

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 05:55 PM

Banned for thinking 'no unusual smell' is guarantee of high standard of hygeine! :lol:

oops! bit slow there.

Edited by ouija ouija, 10 February 2013 - 05:56 PM.

Sometimes, Life's Tapestry is not so much rich as ripped. Although on reflection, I guess it can be both. :)

#3440    schizoidwoman

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 05:56 PM

Banned for that shrewd comment!


#3441    ouija ouija

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 06:00 PM

Banned for: I think you'll find it was a reptile not a shrew. :P

Sometimes, Life's Tapestry is not so much rich as ripped. Although on reflection, I guess it can be both. :)

#3442    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 06:06 PM

Banned for speaking of animal kingdom, it’s easier to talk a dog into sharing his bone than a husband into sharing his beer.
Both are domesticated, but only one of them can be trained to behave.

Kidding. I bet my husband would let me take his beer away. I’ll be right back, I have an experiment to conduct.

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#3443    ouija ouija

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 06:08 PM

Banned for taking a stupid risk. *stands by with antiseptic, bandages, plasters etc*

Sometimes, Life's Tapestry is not so much rich as ripped. Although on reflection, I guess it can be both. :)

#3444    schizoidwoman

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 06:17 PM

Banned for not providing a hypoallergenic alternative to plasters!


#3445    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 06:28 PM

Banned for what would that be? Cabbage leaves?

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#3446    schizoidwoman

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 06:39 PM

Banned because I actually prefer cauliflower.


#3447    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 07:02 PM

Banned for cabbage is better choice, no kidding, it actually does have antiseptic properties. Take fresh, raw cabbage leave, crush it a little to start releasing its fluid and use as compress for aching joints, scratches, bruises, small infections, corns and such. Fasten with normal bandage. Traditionally prepared sour cabbage is antiseptic too, believe it or not, especially good for bleeding gums or wounds after removing teeth, because it's both salty and naturally antiseptic.

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#3448    schizoidwoman

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 07:03 PM

Banned because I might use that in a novel, if that would be okay!


#3449    ouija ouija

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 10:03 PM

Banned because they don't come more novel than Helen :lol: !








:blush: sorry.

Sometimes, Life's Tapestry is not so much rich as ripped. Although on reflection, I guess it can be both. :)

#3450    Junior Chubb

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 12:15 AM

Banned, surely I do not need to explain...

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.