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Posted 25 September 2012 - 07:42 PM

View PostLilly, on 25 September 2012 - 10:45 AM, said:

Hilarious!

I understand them all...except the *hot* tortoise one. I mean, exactly how does a tortoise become a burning hazard? :unsure2:

Because it's in the Galapagos islands and the shell gets very hot, so they don't want tourists burning their hands.

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Posted 25 September 2012 - 07:46 PM

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Posted 26 September 2012 - 11:18 PM

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Posted 27 September 2012 - 07:09 PM

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Posted 27 September 2012 - 10:00 PM

View PostBling, on 25 September 2012 - 07:42 PM, said:

Because it's in the Galapagos islands and the shell gets very hot, so they don't want tourists burning their hands.

Wow! Thanks for that information.

I wonder...if their shells get that hot, how do the tortoises not become hyperthermic?
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Posted 28 September 2012 - 08:46 PM

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Posted 30 September 2012 - 06:56 PM

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Posted 30 September 2012 - 08:23 PM

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Posted 30 September 2012 - 08:32 PM

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Posted 30 September 2012 - 08:35 PM

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Posted 30 September 2012 - 08:39 PM

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Posted 30 September 2012 - 09:13 PM

I hope these give yet more pleasure & laughter! :clap: Click on each picture to view full size. :D

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Posted 30 September 2012 - 09:19 PM

More fun and laughter from some ridiculous signs!

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Posted 30 September 2012 - 09:34 PM

Yet more funny signs - YEPPEE! :tsu:

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Posted 30 September 2012 - 09:44 PM

And finally folks! :cry:

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