Jump to content




Welcome to Unexplained Mysteries! Please sign in or create an account to start posting and to access a host of extra features.


- - - - -

Florida vampire to run for President


  • Please log in to reply
93 replies to this topic

#61    supervike

supervike

    Alien Abducter

  • Member
  • 5,491 posts
  • Joined:16 May 2007
  • Gender:Male

Posted 03 May 2010 - 02:55 PM

View PostVampresz, on 30 April 2010 - 05:01 PM, said:

Okay i think it would be awesome to have a well educated self proclaimed vampire as president dont get me wrong... But this guy is a creep. He's a disgrace to the vampire community.

What is 'the vampire community'?

LARPers?


#62    Princess Serenity

Princess Serenity

    ♔ Queen E L S A

  • Member
  • 8,322 posts
  • Joined:26 Jul 2006
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:The Moon Kingdom

  • "There's nothing to fear but fear itself." Franklin D Roosevelt.

Posted 03 May 2010 - 03:48 PM

View PostMistydawn, on 03 May 2010 - 09:01 AM, said:

You don't suppose he has an ID here on UM do you?  Posted Image

No. I don't think so, Misty. I think your safe.


#63    mitchall

mitchall

    Ectoplasmic Residue

  • Member
  • Pip
  • 138 posts
  • Joined:05 Feb 2010

Posted 11 May 2010 - 12:55 AM

Would anyone really be able to detect any difference from the way things are now  if this "Vampire" ran for President and won ???


#64    puridalan

puridalan

    Mystical as a Unicorn...

  • Member
  • 3,844 posts
  • Joined:03 Jun 2008
  • Gender:Not Selected

Posted 11 May 2010 - 04:14 AM

I'll I have to say is Sharkey equals, king of stupidity

enough said

By the way just so you know those in the 'community' have no respect for the moron, nor is Sharkey a represenative for the community.  (just so that is clear)

Edited by puridalan, 11 May 2010 - 04:15 AM.


#65    supervike

supervike

    Alien Abducter

  • Member
  • 5,491 posts
  • Joined:16 May 2007
  • Gender:Male

Posted 11 May 2010 - 11:42 AM

View Postpuridalan, on 11 May 2010 - 04:14 AM, said:

I'll I have to say is Sharkey equals, king of stupidity

enough said

By the way just so you know those in the 'community' have no respect for the moron, nor is Sharkey a represenative for the community.  (just so that is clear)


Seriously, what the heck is the 'vampire community'?  And who does represent them?


#66    WoIverine

WoIverine

    Telekinetic

  • Member
  • 6,721 posts
  • Joined:16 Sep 2008
  • Gender:Male

Posted 26 May 2010 - 12:31 PM

This guy has about a snowball's chance of winning tic-tac-toe, much less the presidency.

Edited by SpiderCyde, 26 May 2010 - 12:33 PM.


#67    pixiii

pixiii

    Psychic Spy

  • Member
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,039 posts
  • Joined:05 Sep 2009
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:Oz

  • Patefacio vestri mens quod praesumo somnio...
    Open your mind and dare to dream...

Posted 27 May 2010 - 03:48 AM

Surely this guy can't be for real?

He seems to be a bit of a character ... and thats putting it politely. :lol:


#68    Mistydawn

Mistydawn

    Feathered Feline

  • Member
  • 11,543 posts
  • Joined:18 Jul 2007
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:Planet Earth, Emerald Isle

  • Dethpicably quackers!!!

Posted 27 May 2010 - 12:51 PM

View PostMoon Princess, on 03 May 2010 - 03:48 PM, said:

No. I don't think so, Misty. I think your safe.


Phew! Though I have to say that for us in the UK, if he did get elected we would just say yeh, right, another cookie monster  in USA where anything goes.

Posted Image

#69    Shadow_of_Man

Shadow_of_Man

    Alien Embryo

  • Member
  • Pip
  • 89 posts
  • Joined:04 Jan 2010
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:In Christian Occupied Territory

  • "The blind man is one who refuses to see what is truly there."

Posted 19 July 2010 - 08:01 PM

What the hell... all this country does is put nut jobs in the White House anyway... I'm sure all those nut job Twilight fans will vote for him.

Posted Image

"Don't go into the light - it's a trap!"

#70    -Jaded.Silhouette-

-Jaded.Silhouette-

    Psychic Spy

  • Member
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,271 posts
  • Joined:17 Apr 2008
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:Oklahoma City

  • "...what is truth for us today may be just a stepping stone to a higher understanding that may be given to us tomorrow." -Jwnody

Posted 28 July 2010 - 06:49 AM

Does he sparkle, too?


#71    ali smack

ali smack

    Paranormal Investigator

  • Member
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 839 posts
  • Joined:28 Jul 2010
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Wertham

  • If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing

Posted 29 July 2010 - 12:50 AM

sounds like someone needs to go back into the insane asylum................


#72    kdch21

kdch21

    Alien Embryo

  • Member
  • Pip
  • 4 posts
  • Joined:15 Oct 2009
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:Southern Oklahoma

  • "The truth is out there... But so are the lies."

Posted 02 September 2010 - 10:09 AM

I really couldn't make it past the second paragraph. It reminds me of the man who changed his name to Michael Jesus Archangel and ran for President in '08.


#73    promethyus

promethyus

    Alien Embryo

  • Member
  • Pip
  • 1 posts
  • Joined:11 Apr 2006

Posted 17 September 2010 - 02:15 AM

I use to work with a dork nerd short of a few pencils like this guy. Background: He has lived in Indianapolis, threatened a judge at a public library, saying he was going to impale him and his family. A Librarian saw the email he was writing and called the police, and told them a weird guy dressed funny like a super hero was in the place making threats to someone on the internet. He moved after he got out of jail for awhile. Before that he did some crap in Minneapolis, he has lived in GA, did something stupid there to draw attention, then now he is in Florida. I'll bet he has done something stupid there also. His neighbors find out, and start heckeling him. He is a big baby, and can't take the heat, so he moves. He had a son, and a wife in Indy, and I don't know even if the kid was his, I hope not, because this stupid woman has a kid and was saying she was a pagan, letting a "real" try retarded vampire live with her and the kid. There are videos under his name on Youtube. He was followed by a documentary crew for awhile. He thought they were documenting him, but they were actually making a spoof doucumentary at his expense, and the dumb azz didn't even know it. I found all this out last night in 15 minutes after I googled real vampires in America trying to find this book written by a Karen somebody who was trying to find her missing sister in NYC, and went undercover in vampire society and goth clubs to try and find her. Anyone know this ladies last name? I want to read that book. But yeah, this guy is freaking retarded, looking for attention all over America, and finds stupid women to move in with. Thats how he moves all over the country. The women are probably like, all, he is so cool, a real vampire, he probably has a closing line in his email that reads like: I must go now, for the night is short, and I must feed. If we meet, you can feed, take as much as you like, but not the last drop, as I will not have the strength to turn you in the very beginning. This will come in time.   Then the stupid women are hooked, and thinking they are going to become immortal. I think I'm done now. I love reading about vampires though.


#74    Purplos

Purplos

    Majestic 12 Operative

  • Member
  • 6,552 posts
  • Joined:03 Apr 2005
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:Fighting ennui in suburban NJ

  • Everything important is infinite.

Posted 17 September 2010 - 03:45 AM

Quote

I googled real vampires in America trying to find this book written by a Karen somebody who was trying to find her missing sister in NYC, and went undercover in vampire society and goth clubs to try and find her. Anyone know this ladies last name?

Kathrine Ramsland -- it's called Piercing the Darkness. Interesting book. I've read it.

Embrace the impossible.

#75    AIMP

AIMP

    Alien Embryo

  • Member
  • Pip
  • 49 posts
  • Joined:26 Oct 2010
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:New Yawk

  • "I don't give a **** about you or how you think I should live my life"
    - Only The Dead by Molotov Solution

Posted 11 January 2011 - 05:52 AM

lol what? funny article indeed.





0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users