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#16    shrooma

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 12:34 AM

i wish i had a nickel for every time i'd been thrown out of a strip joint Lightly!
on second thoughts, if i did, i'd probably have been thrown out of a whole lot more.....
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Posted 21 July 2013 - 07:38 PM

As amusing as the topic might be, at present there's no way to collect or enforce it. In the future they'll be able to tax it when they do away with cash and go all electronic.

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 07:47 PM

View PostStardrive, on 21 July 2013 - 07:38 PM, said:

As amusing as the topic might be, at present there's no way to collect or enforce it. In the future they'll be able to tax it when they do away with cash and go all electronic.
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when we go all electronic stardrive, where will you put your credit card??
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(but i'm not sure it'll fit....?)
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Posted 21 July 2013 - 07:56 PM

By then shrooma, the dancers will all be androids. So when you want buy a lapdance they just turn around and say "swipe your card please".   :)  :lol:

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 08:06 PM

View Postshrooma, on 21 July 2013 - 07:47 PM, said:


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when we go all electronic stardrive, where will you put your credit card??
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Oh.
I see.
(but i'm not sure it'll fit....?)
:-)

It will go in your right hand or forehead, so it can't be stolen or lost.

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 10:45 PM

View PostF3SS, on 20 July 2013 - 04:38 PM, said:

Hey Gum, get your mind in the gutter!
Oh I couldn't do that. I'm as pure as the driven snow. :whistle: :innocent:
Which reminds me, anybody wanna buy some real estate on the moon? I got some to sell... fine land, 'cuz nary a weed in sight. (Nor trees nor plants either, but hey, nothing's perfect.)

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 11:18 PM

View PostGummug, on 21 July 2013 - 10:45 PM, said:

Oh I couldn't do that. I'm as pure as the driven snow. :whistle: :innocent:
Which reminds me, anybody wanna buy some real estate on the moon? I got some to sell... fine land, 'cuz nary a weed in sight. (Nor trees nor plants either, but hey, nothing's perfect.)

Ahh but see here's the killer... I LOVE cheese and If I lived on the moon,  sigh, there'd be nothing left..

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 11:49 PM

View PostGummug, on 21 July 2013 - 10:45 PM, said:


Oh I couldn't do that. I'm as pure as the driven snow. :whistle: :innocent:
Which reminds me, anybody wanna buy some real estate on the moon? I got some to sell... fine land, 'cuz nary a weed in sight. (Nor trees nor plants either, but hey, nothing's perfect.)

If you provide the tranport.

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 11:59 PM

View PostBeckys_Mom, on 21 July 2013 - 11:18 PM, said:

Ahh but see here's the killer... I LOVE cheese and If I lived on the moon,  sigh, there'd be nothing left..
I rather like cheese myself, especially in lasagna! An internet friend sent me some cheese once that tasted a little like peanut butter...I think it was Gjetost or Geitost, something like that. I didn't realize how many cheese there are! (I did a search 'cuz I couldn't remember the name "Gjetost cheese").
Cheesy link (lol):
http://www.nourishin...10-list-cheeses
So many cheeses! Geitost and Gjetost are both listed, what I got was Gjetost, I think Geitost is either an alternate spelling or something very similar because it sounds a lot like what I ate. Well now I guess what I'll have for supper... cheese and beer, yum!

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 12:06 AM

View Postdanielost, on 21 July 2013 - 11:49 PM, said:

If you provide the tranport.
I guess that's why Auntie May was always telling me as a kid, "you'd better not try to make a living as a con man. You don't have the face for it." :D

View PostGummug, on 21 July 2013 - 11:59 PM, said:

I rather like cheese myself, especially in lasagna! An internet friend sent me some cheese once that tasted a little like peanut butter...I think it was Gjetost or Geitost, something like that. I didn't realize how many cheese there are! (I did a search 'cuz I couldn't remember the name "Gjetost cheese").
Cheesy link (lol):
http://www.nourishin...10-list-cheeses
So many cheeses! Geitost and Gjetost are both listed, what I got was Gjetost, I think Geitost is either an alternate spelling or something very similar because it sounds a lot like what I ate. Well now I guess what I'll have for supper... cheese and beer, yum!
Lands, how I do go on. :P

Now I forgot what this thread was about...oh yeah, lap dance tax. Sorry, Mr. OP.

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