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[ThePhantomFlanFlinger]

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A man sought emergency treatment at hospital in Auckland this week with an eel stuck up his bottom.
The unnamed individual presented himself at the A&E department at Auckland City Hospital to explain his embarrassing problem.

Bet he was one embarrassed guy...

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Edited by ThePhantomFlanFlinger, 24 September 2012 - 03:26 PM.

[wolfknight]

I am not even going there.  

[ouija ouija]

[BiffSplitkins]

When the moon hits your eye,
Like an Eel near your thighs,
That's A Moray

[Brawly]

...Wonder what his reason was for how it managed to get up there in the first place D:

[ouija ouija]

BiffSplitkins, on 24 September 2012 - 03:54 PM, said:

When the moon hits your eye,
Like an Eel near your thighs,
That's A Moray

BL**DY BRILLIANT!!

[schizoidwoman]

BiffSplitkins, on 24 September 2012 - 03:54 PM, said:

When the moon hits your eye,
Like an Eel near your thighs,
That's A Moray

That's got to be the post of the year!

[tipotep]

What ???

I have a bad feeling that this was no accident

TiP.

[and then]

I worked as an x-ray technologist for a few years.  It was AMAZING the kinds of foreign bodies you would see either in stomachs or rectums.  It was funny sometimes but usually just gross.

[Lilly]

Just look at the teeth on that eel! Why in heaven's name would anyone let something like that near their rear end, let alone...oh never mind *shudder*.

I've got it! Perhaps he was a fan of Motley Crue and thought it was "Dr. Eelgood"?

Edited by Lilly, 25 September 2012 - 02:31 AM.
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[Golly Buster]

ThePhantomFlanFlinger, on 24 September 2012 - 03:25 PM, said:

http://www.nzherald....0</span></span>

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Eels are secretive, nocturnal and prefer habitats with plenty of cover.

  

Edited by Golly Buster, 25 September 2012 - 02:26 AM.

[Iron_Lotus]

[tipotep]

Lilly, on 25 September 2012 - 02:20 AM, said:

Just look at the teeth on that eel! Why in heaven's name would anyone let something like that near their rear end, let alone...oh never mind *shudder*.

I've got it! Perhaps he was a fan of Motley Crue and thought it was "Dr. Eelgood"?

It wasn't a moray he had up his Kaiser pass , it was only a little short / long fin ell from NZ , either way not a good prospect !!

Maybe he was listening to to much Bon Jovi and thought it was " Blaze of Moray "? Oh crap wrong eel again

TiP.

[xCrimsonx]

O.o what the eel was he thinking?  Stuck in a net., on your line., maybe even a crab pot., butt.,..

[imagestic]

mmmmmmmmmm kinky