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#61    J.B.

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Posted 07 July 2010 - 07:04 PM

Biff's cat broke into the local National Guard armory and stole that gun he's using. Biff is now frightened to death of Furrball and bows down to his rightful Overlord.


#62    BiffSplitkins

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Posted 07 July 2010 - 08:25 PM

J.B. is actually one of the Jerky Boys. :tu:

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Posted 07 July 2010 - 08:50 PM

Last night when BliffSpitkins howled at the moon, it turned around and bit him.


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Posted 07 July 2010 - 09:18 PM

The moon then sat on Slorri's house and crushed it into the ground, before leaping back into the sky and saying "Oops, My Bad, Bro."


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Posted 07 July 2010 - 10:57 PM

J.B. is not in the United States but is ashamed to admit he is actually Canadian.


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Posted 08 July 2010 - 01:43 AM

OverSword is related to South Park's Eric Cartman.


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Posted 08 July 2010 - 01:47 PM

View Postwolfram&hart12345, on 08 July 2010 - 01:43 AM, said:

OverSword is related to South Park's Eric Cartman.
Wolf has an Obama shrine in a hidden room in his garage.

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#68    OverSword

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Posted 08 July 2010 - 03:22 PM

eqgumby's mother has left daisys on wolframs shrine to Obama.


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Posted 08 July 2010 - 05:14 PM

View PostOverSword, on 08 July 2010 - 03:22 PM, said:

eqgumby's mother has left daisys on wolframs shrine to Obama.

OverSword plucked the daisies and ate them.


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Posted 08 July 2010 - 05:44 PM

Slorri's the one who kidnapped and smuggled me over the border into Canada, under Oversword's orders.


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Posted 08 July 2010 - 11:50 PM

JB ate Ludefisk for breakfast, drowned in Poutine and .... LOVED it. *shudders*

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Posted 09 July 2010 - 12:00 AM

MMW is actually Scotch-Korean and has not a drop of Norse in her. Despite the fact that she knew that decidedly Northern Sea dish.


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Posted 09 July 2010 - 03:36 AM

J.B was committed to an Insane Asylum after finding out the Lebrick James was leaving Cleveland for Miami.


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Posted 09 July 2010 - 03:45 AM

Wolfram is actually a goat disguised as Satan, disguised as Stan the Handyman.


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Posted 09 July 2010 - 03:55 AM

J.B. married his long time lover, the goat on his farm.