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#271    Eldorado

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Posted 30 August 2012 - 03:52 PM

View PostMarvelAtTheWords, on 25 August 2012 - 03:01 PM, said:

Dear dr El ( are you still here?)
Should I pack up everything and go sailing around the globe?

Only if you can afford it and are not running away.  And can sail.  Sailing ain't as easy you may think.  You could wind-up in Guantanamo or worse, Mexico.


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Posted 30 August 2012 - 03:55 PM

View PostxCrimsonx, on 25 August 2012 - 05:23 AM, said:

Dr Eldorado.,. Should I or should I not invest in a home brew Bourbon kit?? :)

Despite what my colleague says, no!  Unless you enjoy diarrhea, severe headaches and maybe blindness.


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Posted 30 August 2012 - 05:38 PM

Dear Dr El. I'm glad you're back!
Now...should I drink my rum? I think it's calling for me :D


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Posted 30 August 2012 - 07:54 PM

View PostEldorado, on 30 August 2012 - 03:52 PM, said:

Only if you can afford it and are not running away.  And can sail.  Sailing ain't as easy you may think.  You could wind-up in Guantanamo or worse, Mexico.
Hey, I resemble that statement! In all actuality though, for as bad as it is right now with the cartels and whatnot, there are still parts of the country that are very enjoyable. Still, it's definitely a shame, what's goin' on down there.

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Posted 01 September 2012 - 09:33 AM

Dear Doctor Eldorado, I have been forever cast into pantry-paranoia by one fateful raisin that looked deceptively similar to a chocolate chip. My faith in the integrity of baked goods has been irreparably damaged, but will I ever be able to snack the same way again?

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Posted 02 September 2012 - 11:53 AM

Wassup Doc. I use to iron every time I read this thread and I found myself face-palming a lot of the times on the comments. The thing is I forget to put the iron down every time though. This is beginning to take a toll on my doctor-bills, and on my face.
So please Doc, what can I do?

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Posted 03 September 2012 - 07:41 PM

View PostEllJay, on 02 September 2012 - 11:53 AM, said:

Wassup Doc. I use to iron every time I read this thread and I found myself face-palming a lot of the times on the comments. The thing is I forget to put the iron down every time though. This is beginning to take a toll on my doctor-bills, and on my face.
So please Doc, what can I do?


Get your girlfriend/wife/partner/mum to do your ironing or hire a local girl who needs pocket money.  Men and irons is a dangerous mix.


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Posted 03 September 2012 - 07:45 PM

View PostScreamingSarcasm, on 01 September 2012 - 09:33 AM, said:

Dear Doctor Eldorado, I have been forever cast into pantry-paranoia by one fateful raisin that looked deceptively similar to a chocolate chip. My faith in the integrity of baked goods has been irreparably damaged, but will I ever be able to snack the same way again?

Of course not.  What else are raisins like?  *throws up*

View PostMarvelAtTheWords, on 30 August 2012 - 05:38 PM, said:

Dear Dr El. I'm glad you're back!
Now...should I drink my rum? I think it's calling for me :D

No.  lol  Only joking.  Thank you. :)

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Posted 04 September 2012 - 01:11 AM

View PostEldorado, on 03 September 2012 - 07:45 PM, said:

Of course not.  What else are raisins like?  *throws up*



No.  lol  Only joking.  Thank you. :)
Doc, my birthday is coming up. Quick, what's the number for Chippendales? And how can I get a bargain? :P

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Posted 04 September 2012 - 06:53 AM

View PostScreamingSarcasm, on 04 September 2012 - 01:11 AM, said:

Doc, my birthday is coming up. Quick, what's the number for Chippendales? And how can I get a bargain? :P

I am not a pimp, SS.  *stern Church of Scotland smiley*

Have a nice birthday, when it comes.  :)


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Posted 04 September 2012 - 10:43 PM

View PostEldorado, on 04 September 2012 - 06:53 AM, said:

I am not a pimp, SS.  *stern Church of Scotland smiley*

Have a nice birthday, when it comes.  :)
Thanks :) For my birthday I want to be tall, lol.

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Posted 05 September 2012 - 04:49 AM

View PostScreamingSarcasm, on 04 September 2012 - 10:43 PM, said:

Thanks :) For my birthday I want to be tall, lol.

Wear stilettos :tu:  lol


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Posted 06 September 2012 - 12:23 AM

View PostViviana98, on 05 September 2012 - 04:49 AM, said:

Wear stilettos :tu:  lol
Good idea lol.

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Posted 09 September 2012 - 11:02 AM

Wassup Doc.
I have a slight issue of involuntary bowel movement and bladder evacuation every time my violent sneezing sets in.
Should I - to avoid not just covering my fellow citizen with snot -  suppress my sneezing, put a cork where the sun don't shine and tie the willy in a knot?
This blockage of all the orifices could of course cause pressure overload to the extent that I might explode in a cloud of  p***, s***, blood and snot.
I have a feeling that that might not improve my social life here, but I'm at a loss for a satisfactory solution here Doc

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Posted 09 September 2012 - 11:20 AM

Ewww, EllJay - just park yourself on a toilet with a box of tissues at hand and we'll see you when it's all over :unsure2:

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