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#16    misterfreeze

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Posted 29 May 2011 - 02:14 PM

Is it JUST ignorance and superstition, or might there actually be an environmental factor at play here? Could these people perhaps be unknowingly ingesting something psychotropic like ergot or some other naturally-occuring hallucinogen? What about the geologic angle--some sort of Earth-borne gases or heavy metals? I just can't accept "ignorance" as a rationale when it comes to killer snails.

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Posted 29 May 2011 - 02:16 PM

I wish i had a nickel for everytime that happens to me.

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Posted 29 May 2011 - 02:38 PM

Its magic?

This joke of an article has made my day.
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Posted 29 May 2011 - 02:52 PM

Hey cut the guy some slack.  He must have done something right, you don't earn the title Magic Penis for nothing!

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Posted 29 May 2011 - 05:00 PM

I only read it because the title had penis in! Not really what I had in mind, quite depressing.

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Posted 29 May 2011 - 05:49 PM

I can't imagine how people could believe in such a thing. "Magic Penis" tsk! tsk! tsk!

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Posted 29 May 2011 - 06:02 PM

View PostZantetsuken, on 29 May 2011 - 05:49 PM, said:

I can't imagine how people could believe in such a thing. "Magic Penis" tsk! tsk! tsk!

Perhaps they heard Lil' Kim & 50 Cent's song "Magic Stick".

"I got the magic stick
I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice
I hit the baddest chicks
Shorty don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you magic
(What? What?) Magic (uh huh uh huh)
I got the magic stick"
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Posted 29 May 2011 - 06:16 PM

What the !@#$?
I just....
I can't even....


What the !@#$?

Oh.
I missed the part about his wife terrorizing the people as a snail. It makes so much more sense now.
Burn 'em all.

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Posted 29 May 2011 - 06:23 PM

You ever noticed there seem to be alot of crazy people in Africa. They seem to have no problem burning people to death, butchering them, etc. Scary place.
........the sleeper has awoken!
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Posted 29 May 2011 - 10:55 PM

I have a magic penis, and I set it on fire regularly.

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Posted 29 May 2011 - 11:07 PM

Isn't it amazing.

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Posted 29 May 2011 - 11:16 PM

View PostSyydbarret, on 29 May 2011 - 10:55 PM, said:

I have a magic penis, and I set it on fire regularly.

Better watch for snails.
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Posted 30 May 2011 - 12:30 AM

I think in some cases, SELF immolation would be a good idea.

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Posted 30 May 2011 - 12:39 AM

View Postkolgoroth, on 29 May 2011 - 11:36 PM, said:

Yet another example of why we should systematically begin to exterminate the ignorant and useless of the world.
  

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Posted 30 May 2011 - 12:42 AM

Please do not post suggesting violence towards people of other cultures.

3a. Racism or hatred: We have zero tolerance for racism or hatred towards any specific race, religion, country, gender, individual or group.


Granted, belief in this magical stuff is ignorant and irrational, but it's only through education that such will be replaced with more rational thinking.
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