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Charlie Sheen to hunt for Loch Ness monster

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#1    Still Waters

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 06:28 PM

The Anger Management star, 47, is convinced he can solve the mystery of what lurks in the loch.

He revealed his madcap plan on Twitter, posing for a snap in what he called his “hunting gear”, a bronze battle helmet, along with friend Brian Peck.

Sheen was soon flooded with encouraging messages from fans all over the world wishing him the best of luck with the mission.

http://www.express.c...ll-raise-Nessie

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 06:38 PM

That is quite possibly the most humorous thread title I have seen in a while.


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Posted 08 July 2013 - 06:40 PM

My first post here on UM. But watch the irony and Sheen actually finds something.


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Posted 08 July 2013 - 06:48 PM

Sorry Charlie but I don't think you'll find a thing.


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Posted 08 July 2013 - 06:56 PM

The man lives with two porn stars so who am I to judge him?


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Posted 08 July 2013 - 07:03 PM

Winning!

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 07:06 PM

He'll probably keep it as his personal water chauffeur, possibly a body guard, and let it swim around in its own personal pool, feeding it all it could possibly eat.


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Posted 08 July 2013 - 07:15 PM

You all forget that Charlie Sheen has something no other Nessie searcher has: TIGER'S BLOOD!!

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 07:53 PM

It would take a monster to find a monster...

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 08:18 PM

Ill bet that sneaky Ogopogo is hiding in the Mariana Trench. Or it can hide itself by disguising itself as water. Like the chameleon.  Or, like in that episode of the X-Files,Quagmire, Mulder said, the Loch Ness most likely has an inland habitat among the cliffs. That it lives in caves by the water. In places people wouldn't think to look for a sea monster and that is why it has not been discovered for so long a time.

I don't think anyone out there has truly tried hard enough to find Nessie.



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Posted 08 July 2013 - 08:35 PM

View PostBadChadB33, on 08 July 2013 - 06:40 PM, said:

My first post here on UM. But watch the irony and Sheen actually finds something.

The only thing he will find is the local brothel and the local dealer (she might be called Nessie though)... ;)

Edited by Junior Chubb, 08 July 2013 - 08:36 PM.

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 11:05 PM

In Charlie we trust...

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Posted 09 July 2013 - 11:33 AM

I spent hours looking at the loch. I did see something, but cannot say for sure what it was.
Wish him well.

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Posted 09 July 2013 - 12:43 PM

I think that he has found another substitute for his alcohol & drug abuse.Those expensive therapeutic hallucinogens that his doctor has given him must be damn good stuff! LMAO

Edited by GirlfromOz, 09 July 2013 - 01:42 PM.


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Posted 09 July 2013 - 02:18 PM

Hopefully Nessie is hungry... :P

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