Beckys_Mom Posted September 4, 2006 #1 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Who's (Hu`s) On First" -- new version. George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The main man in China! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~sYMBIONt~ Posted September 4, 2006 #2 Share Posted September 4, 2006 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReviewDude Posted September 4, 2006 #3 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Hehe, made me smile. I can actually imagine that conversation taking place... Which is rather worrying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__Kratos__ Posted September 4, 2006 #4 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Yeah, a foreigner ripping on Bush... That's original. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaunZero Posted September 4, 2006 #5 Share Posted September 4, 2006 That's funny. =D I wonder if he's actually THAT stupid. >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReviewDude Posted September 4, 2006 #6 Share Posted September 4, 2006 That's funny. =D I wonder if he's actually THAT stupid. >.> Don't think about things like that. You won't be rewarded with positive answers... By the way, thanks for posting those to the OP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptor Posted September 4, 2006 #7 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Yeah, a foreigner ripping on Bush... That's original. I really hope you're joking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__Kratos__ Posted September 4, 2006 #8 Share Posted September 4, 2006 I really hope you're joking. I'm not. It's nothing new and it's gotten old. You can only make soo many jokes at a guy before it gets lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReviewDude Posted September 4, 2006 #9 Share Posted September 4, 2006 I'm not. It's nothing new and it's gotten old. You can only make soo many jokes at a guy before it gets lame. Oh, come off it, the man, like it or not, has a lot of flaws. He's in a position which his flaws should have kept him from. By the way, just because people aren't in America, why can't they discuss American people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__Kratos__ Posted September 5, 2006 #10 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Oh, come off it, the man, like it or not, has a lot of flaws. He's in a position which his flaws should have kept him from. By the way, just because people aren't in America, why can't they discuss American people. I'm not an overwelming fan of Bush either; perhaps that would be the reason I didn't vote for him? Discussing? Taking cheap shots over and over and over and over isn't discussing. I was just saying it had gotten old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReviewDude Posted September 5, 2006 #11 Share Posted September 5, 2006 I'm not an overwelming fan of Bush either; perhaps that would be the reason I didn't vote for him? Discussing? Taking cheap shots over and over and over and over isn't discussing. I was just saying it had gotten old. A cheap shot? A cheap shot would be if he had accidentally mispronounced a word, then we all call him an idot. The man is a walking joke! He makes a lot of mistakes - we make a lot of jokes. It's a vicious circle, but there's no reason to stop. I actually never tire of the jokes I hear, because they're all so relavent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptor Posted September 5, 2006 #12 Share Posted September 5, 2006 I'm not. It's nothing new and it's gotten old. You can only make soo many jokes at a guy before it gets lame. If you don't like the joke, that's fine, everyone has different tastes. But that's all it is, a joke; playing off the character that Bush has unwittingly developed. It's not a political statement. I don't see why a persons nationality should have any bearing whatsoever on their rights to discuss a person, especially in circumstances such as this, but that's just me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReviewDude Posted September 5, 2006 #13 Share Posted September 5, 2006 If you don't like the joke, that's fine, everyone has different tastes. But that's all it is, a joke; playing off the character that Bush has unwittingly developed. It's not a political statement. I don't see why a persons nationality should have any bearing whatsoever on their rights to discuss a person, especially in circumstances such as this, but that's just me. Damn - that's the explanation I was looking for. Just, take the bits you agree with from my post, then add it to the bottom of Raptor's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__Kratos__ Posted September 5, 2006 #14 Share Posted September 5, 2006 A cheap shot? A cheap shot would be if he had accidentally mispronounced a word, then we all call him an idot. The man is a walking joke! He makes a lot of mistakes - we make a lot of jokes. It's a vicious circle, but there's no reason to stop. I actually never tire of the jokes I hear, because they're all so relavent! Yeah, just like he likse his "Kofi" in the morning, right? He isn't a walking idiot, you don't get to lead the most powerful country on Earth by being an idiot. If you don't like the joke, that's fine, everyone has different tastes. But that's all it is, a joke; playing off the character that Bush has unwittingly developed. It's not a political statement. I don't see why a persons nationality should have any bearing whatsoever on their rights to discuss a person, especially in circumstances such as this, but that's just me. Oh, I know... Why I was honest in my opinion. Well normally it wouldn't come into play but then again you are talking about the leader of the US of A. So it does have a part in it. I've said my fair share of Bush jokes, forwarded them countless times, posted them all over the place a decent amount as well... Just saying it's getting old and lame even more so by the foreigners. Ever heard of the term 'over-kill'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReviewDude Posted September 5, 2006 #15 Share Posted September 5, 2006 I've said my fair share of Bush jokes, forwarded them countless times, posted them all over the place a decent amount as well... Just saying it's getting old and lame even more so by the foreigners. Ever heard of the term 'over-kill'? You can only really over-kill something if it stops happening. But there are new examples of his ineptitude in certain areas on the TV almost weekly. He isn't a walking idiot, you don't get to lead the most powerful country on Earth by being an idiot. When did I say he was? I'm just saying he's a walking joke, and makes a lot of mistakes he probably shouldn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivel Posted September 5, 2006 #16 Share Posted September 5, 2006 This joke can never get old. The scenario and, let's face it, the people were perfect. Just saying it's getting old and lame even more so by the foreigners. Ever heard of the term 'over-kill'? Countless jokes will be made about President Bush, and they will only get old if you make up your mind to read every one you come by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckys_Mom Posted September 5, 2006 Author #17 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Ohhh good greif Kratos has turned this JOKE thread into a slanging match...why does this not surprise me....give over Kratos...its a JOKE..if you don't like it move on gee wizz... "ohh nooo a joke about our president...call 911" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckys_Mom Posted September 5, 2006 Author #18 Share Posted September 5, 2006 the internet and the media is FULL of Bush jokes...ever wonder WHY that is?? its a no brainer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__Kratos__ Posted September 5, 2006 #19 Share Posted September 5, 2006 You can only really over-kill something if it stops happening. But there are new examples of his ineptitude in certain areas on the TV almost weekly. When did I say he was? I'm just saying he's a walking joke, and makes a lot of mistakes he probably shouldn't. Hmm, well Hu came into Chinese power in 2003... Yeah, guess this joke is only 3 years late. The thread starter implied it "George bush gets confused!!" then everybody jumps on the bandwagon. This joke can never get old. The scenario and, let's face it, the people were perfect. Countless jokes will be made about President Bush, and they will only get old if you make up your mind to read every one you come by. Oh, I only read it cause I just saw the title from the main board and then expressed my opinion of the joke. Then people jumped on me for being honest with my opinion. If you want to disagree with me, fine by me. Ohhh good greif Kratos has turned this JOKE thread into a slanging match...why does this not surprise me....give over Kratos...its a JOKE..if you don't like it move on gee wizz... "ohh nooo a joke about our president...call 911" I didn't turn it into it. I just said my opinion, others disagreed with me. Big deal. Oh, yeah since you're here... Your joke is over 3 years late. Nice job there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReviewDude Posted September 5, 2006 #20 Share Posted September 5, 2006 (edited) Ohhh good greif Kratos has turned this JOKE thread into a slanging match...why does this not surprise me....give over Kratos...its a JOKE..if you don't like it move on gee wizz... "ohh nooo a joke about our president...call 911" Oh come on now BM - despite the short while I've known you - I find you're no-one to back away from a good arguement. And with a debate judge! Nice pick EDIT: By the way, not flaming! Edited September 5, 2006 by ReviewDude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckys_Mom Posted September 5, 2006 Author #21 Share Posted September 5, 2006 (edited) Hmm, well Hu came into Chinese power in 2003... Yeah, guess this joke is only 3 years late. The thread starter implied it "George bush gets confused!!" then everybody jumps on the bandwagon. Oh, I only read it cause I just saw the title from the main board and then expressed my opinion of the joke. Then people jumped on me for being honest with my opinion. If you want to disagree with me, fine by me. I didn't turn it into it. I just said my opinion, others disagreed with me. Big deal. Oh, yeah since you're here... Your joke is over 3 years late. Nice job there. 3 years late..WOW and somehow it must strike you that EVERYONE must have seen it before.....well news flash not everyone has...I only recieved it in an email yesterday... talk about making a mountain out of a mole hill I don't sit on joke sites all day looking for Bush jokes..I rarely post here !!! People are forever making jokes on Bush and tony blair for that matter it happens...and we ALL havent heard every last one told .......maybe I should deleate this joke because Kratos has already heard it... Edited September 5, 2006 by Beckys_Mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__Kratos__ Posted September 5, 2006 #22 Share Posted September 5, 2006 the internet and the media is FULL of Bush jokes...ever wonder WHY that is?? its a no brainer Hippies with no jobs sitting at coffee cafes with too much free time. Yes, the internet is FULL of Bush jokes... Why it's getting old. Just like the Chuck Norris jokes got old. Oh come on now BM - despite the short while I've known you - I find you're no-one to back away from a good arguement. And with a debate judge! Nice pick EDIT: By the way, not flaming! I'm not getting into an arguement here. I was simply stating my opinion on the 3 year late joke... God forbid I disagree. Have fun though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckys_Mom Posted September 5, 2006 Author #23 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Oh come on now BM - despite the short while I've known you - I find you're no-one to back away from a good arguement. And with a debate judge! Nice pick EDIT: By the way, not flaming! I don't back down from anything....I just find it silly when someone moan sabout a joke they have heard before and ruins it for those that haven't.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frogfish Posted September 5, 2006 #24 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Since when does Kofi sound like Coffee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReviewDude Posted September 5, 2006 #25 Share Posted September 5, 2006 I'm not getting into an arguement here. I was simply stating my opinion on the 3 year late joke... God forbid I disagree. Have fun though. Ooh, thanks for patronizing me, your wit amazes my small walnut-like brain. And not really, you can state your opinion on a joke, for example, "I really don't like all these Bush jokes, don't you think it's overkill?". But what you said was: Yeah, a foreigner ripping on Bush... That's original. Which was actually aimed at BM. Which I, and the majority of the posters in this thread, find a bit... harsh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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