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The slenderman myth

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 Started by Tarnibritan , Nov 08 2012 12:46 PM
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#61    QuiteContrary

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 05:51 AM

View PostNight Walker, on 19 November 2012 - 05:14 AM, said:


There is also an ancient incantation to be recited whilst placing the appropriate deterrents in doorways and window sills:

Owah Tahjer Kai-Amm

Repeat ad nauseum as required...

Hehe. I say that several times a day, must be why I never see him.

Looks like a creepy Gumby to me...definitely spooky behind the trees. Wheerree's Pokey? :passifier:
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 07:12 AM

View PostQuiteContrary, on 19 November 2012 - 05:51 AM, said:


Looks like a creepy Gumby to me...definitely spooky behind the trees. Wheerree's Pokey? :passifier:

He must have been behind the tree....

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 07:21 AM

View PostImaginarynumber1, on 19 November 2012 - 07:12 AM, said:

He must have been behind the tree....

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 07:25 AM

View PostQuiteContrary, on 19 November 2012 - 07:21 AM, said:

*cue Psycho shower scene music*

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 07:42 AM

Pokey Bates. No showering for me for a week!
I wish I looked like her in the shower...well...before all the slashing and blood and stuff.
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 01:54 PM

View Postorangepeaceful79, on 19 November 2012 - 04:25 AM, said:

Anybody ever wonder how he got to be such a slender man?

He's on a strict diet, which is why he's repelled by sugary treats.

You see, it's not Slender Man, it's actually Splenda Man.
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 08:14 PM

View PostOniomancer, on 19 November 2012 - 01:54 PM, said:

He's on a strict diet, which is why he's repelled by sugary treats.

You see, it's not Slender Man, it's actually Splenda Man.
I thought he was trying for a Reality Show on MTV and was determined to be skinner then the other Celebrities so he can talk about how Fat they are.
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Posted 20 November 2012 - 05:44 AM

Slenderman can be killed! Turns out he uses the imagination and belief of mankind against us. So the more people dont believe him and say he isnt real, the less we will hear or see about him.

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 05:52 AM

I think the OP's gone.

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Posted 22 November 2012 - 08:46 AM

View PostMisstreeDove, on 20 November 2012 - 05:52 AM, said:

I think the OP's gone.

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Anyone else expect that?


???????

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Posted 24 November 2012 - 02:09 AM

I'm just a newbie, but I thought I'd put my two cents in. As everyone else has mentioned, Slender man is not real. He was made up on message board during a contest. However, there have entities like slender man such as the banshee or the wendigo in mythology. I'm not trying to support the one who believe Slender man exists, this poor guy needs some serious help. Then again, there are always going to be people who say things are there when they really aren't.
Maybe this time next month there will be an army of Slender Men? Maybe Slender Man will meet a Slender Woman and have slender babies? You never know.
The OP is probably trying to convince you that he was taken by Slender man...

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Posted 24 November 2012 - 07:30 AM

View PostDarkwingsDescending, on 24 November 2012 - 02:09 AM, said:

The OP is probably trying to convince you that he was taken by Slender man...
Well, if he's gone to convince us, or, if he is gone because S-Man got him... Either way, he's not going to be typing up more of his stories here.

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Posted 25 November 2012 - 11:41 PM

sorry i haven't been posting because i cant be posting so much to you guys because i have other things to do so this is  probably gonna be my last post because i dont have time to pointlessly prove to skeptics that he's real so no this was not a troll goodbye for now

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Posted 25 November 2012 - 11:49 PM

There are some people that have never heard of him that have actually claimed seeing him, and when I showed them about it on the net, they freaked the **** out.

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 05:10 AM

I questioned 6 junior high school students at church and all of them told me Slenderman is a Video Game.
Here at Intel we make processors on 12 inch wafers. And, the individual processors on the wafers are called die. And, I am employed to check these die. That is why I am the DieChecker.

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