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Quote of the day!


ambyglam

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whats the funniest/ most endearing/ helpful/ interesting thing youve heard all day!

cos it might just brighten someone elses day too!

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my first one is this woman who just opened a shop next to me said today:

'i used to work in a tranny shop, and boy did my eyes get opened!'

this made me laugh, cos you just never think youll know anyone who worked in a tranny shop!

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my dad said "they put a chip in my brain...but it was only a pringle, so it just really ****ed me up" tongue.gif

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Ric Flair once said " To be The Man , You gotta Beat The Man"

its not funny, but its cool...

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original.gifPractice random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty original.gif
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Lao Tzu:

"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage."

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Here the quote for today is...haha comes from Lloyd Bank$- I'm down for a one night stand...just remember I'm not yo man!
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ok this one was said by my grandfather

~here I sit, broken hearted, paid a penny and only farted~ laugh.gif

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I have many quotations, but the one which had the most effect on me was one posted here on the forum a long time ago (forget who by and who said it originally) but here it is...

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened..."

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"God gave men a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time"

- Robin Williams

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WWE Commercial

"Only those foolish enough to chase their dreams are the ones who catch them"

i think I got that right

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ok this one was said by my grandfather

~here I sit, broken hearted, paid a penny and only farted~ laugh.gif

Haha My Grandpa said that same thing to! laugh.gif

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whats the funniest/ most endearing/ helpful/ interesting thing youve heard all day!

cos it might just brighten someone elses day too!

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Something helpful that happend to me today......

....I spoke to a guy who cheered me up. To say my mood was crap beforehand is an understatement. This fella offered me a shoulder to lean on. It meant a lot to me. I think he knows who he is original.gif

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If its a good idea, go ahead and do it, its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission
wink2.gif Well it always worked for me w00t.gif
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another one from my grandfather

~Would you think me rude, if I inquired about some food~

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laugh.gif You Grandfather sounds like a bit of a joker DG thumbsup.gif
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A closed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.

------ chineese Proverb

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Destiny has two ways of crushing us -- by refusing our wishes and by fulfilling them ~ Henri Frederic Amiel.
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...there have been, and there will be again, many destructions of mankind arising out of many causes. -- Plato's dialogues.

Kinda morbid, but true.

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QUOTATION: He who spends time regretting the past loses the present and risks the future

Quevedo

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I recieved a Message on my cell phone from my Girlfriend :

Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?

1)Pray, so that u may live...

2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! blink.gif

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How could I forget this one "What don't kill ya makes ya stronger."

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"I can't fight the Seether!!!"

from the veruca salt song "Seether"

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{sarcasm}

this one thing my dad said a few days ago really cheered me up, because it was the day right after our independance day, and i was reminded of how truly united we are in the USA. he said, and i quote directly:

God damn, them damn democrats are gonna throw this damn nation to the damn dogs! dammit, we shoulda won the God damned civil war!!

needless to say, i was deeply moved.

{sarcasm}

i hope he reads this, so he will maybe get a taste of just how stupid he was being.

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