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Man killed by cow falling through his ceiling


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A Brazilian farmer wound up dead after a cow fell through the ceiling of his house while he was in bed.

A cow has fallen through the roof of a house in south-eastern Brazil killing a man and narrowly missing his wife.

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That's almost as bad as the guy who died from getting bitten by a beaver.

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How the b******s did a cow get on the roof?

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Local media says this is the third such incident in the region in the past three years.
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Holy raining cows Batman!

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Imagine the locals. "Did you hear? Another cow crashed through someones roof".

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This is the farmers fault. He didn't fix the roof so the cow couldn't fall through, or put up a fence so the cow couldn't get on the roof. A clear case of not learning from the past.

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Brazilian weather report: Mostly sunny, temps in the 90's with a 30% chance of intermittent showers........of cows.

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That sounds like an.....Utter Catastrophe.

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How the b******s did a cow get on the roof?

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it'd jumped over the moon Sir, and its 'chute failed to deploy upon re-entry.....

:-)

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That sounds like an.....Utter Catastrophe.

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an "udder" catastrophe.....?

;-)

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Well, we all have to go some time, but if I had the option to choose one way, this wouldn´t be the worst.... killed by a stray cow while sleeping? .... OK! At least it has a really big oddity factor.

Of course I would prefer dying while having sex with a voluptuous 25-year old, but hey.... nothing is perfect.

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I have seen houses where a cow or anything could just walk right on top. These were buried in the ground.

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I have seen houses where a cow or anything could just walk right on top. These were buried in the ground.

Correct, and those houses built against, say, a very low hill.

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I can see what Chicken Little meant when he said the sky was falling.

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Not a single post asking if the cow was alright! :huh:

It sounds like the cow had a nice soft landing. If this had happened in America the authorities would have put the cow down so it wouldn't do it again. I have to say, the responses to this article are very amusing!

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is this the cow that jumped over the moon

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I'd much prefer this to the way the poor guy in Florida died earlier this year. One second he's in bed and the next he's been swallowed by a sinkhole that's a hundred feet deep.... bizarre....

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Wasn't there an old western that had cows grazing on a roof.

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I'd much prefer this to the way the poor guy in Florida died earlier this year. One second he's in bed and the next he's been swallowed by a sinkhole that's a hundred feet deep.... bizarre....

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man, that's the pits.....

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