Popular Post Eldorado Posted June 24, 2012 Popular Post #1 Share Posted June 24, 2012 (edited) Dr Eldorado! Your UM problem solver. A problem shared is a problem laughed at! (Do not use the forum to request or provide help with medical conditions or medications, you are always best to seek the advice of your doctor.) Got Something Bugging You? Ask Dr Eldorado, PHD ( Pretty Handsome Dude)! Dear Dr El Last week my girlfriend told me that she’s been probed by aliens. Should I worry about this? -- Joe Sadly, Joe you should. There’s no telling what the probe was, who did the probing and why. Girls tend to be a wee bit untruthful in this regard so I’d advise dumping her. Dear Dr El My dog talks to me. -- Sid Dear Sid, as long as you never follow it’s advice, you’ll be fine. Dear Dr El With the approaching Doomsday should I abandon my 9 to 5 life and live out my fantasies? -- Mildred Mildred, my dear. Don’t be silly. Dear Dr El I’m worried sick about Jack the Ripper. What can we do? -- Nathanial Well, Nat I’d advise you give up your career as an East London prostitute. As for the rest of us, I think we’ll be safe. Dear Dr El Is there any truth in the rumour that a great number of highly intelligent people are sometimes cursed with being rude, offensive and obnoxious? -- Salty the Seal That’s a hard one, Salty. I’d say, yes. Dear Dr El I’ve been dating a zombie for 6 days and 3 hours now, El and he hasn’t even nibbled my ear. What’s the deal? -- Stacey He’s quite obviously gay, Stacey-pie. Dump him. You're too good for him anyway. Need A Short Answer To A Short Question? Ask Dr Eldorado! Edited June 24, 2012 by Eldorado 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-C Posted June 24, 2012 #2 Share Posted June 24, 2012 Dear Dr El I'm tired of only getting to go out with my boyfriend Vladimir at night? Any advice? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted June 24, 2012 Author #3 Share Posted June 24, 2012 Dear Dr El I'm tired of only getting to go out with my boyfriend Vladimir at night? Any advice? You should run away with Vladimir, imo. Money matters not a jot when you have love and each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonathanVonErich Posted June 24, 2012 #4 Share Posted June 24, 2012 I have a question for you, Dr. El Can I see proof that you are indeed a real doctor ?? A diploma or something ?? Hmmmmmm ?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star of the Sea Posted June 24, 2012 #5 Share Posted June 24, 2012 (edited) Dear Dr. El, When are you going to publish a book? You have so many fans now Edited June 24, 2012 by Star of the Sea 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Shadows Posted June 24, 2012 #6 Share Posted June 24, 2012 Dr El there is this girl i really like .. and there is that girl i also really like and between these two my heart is torn because between them there's also this girl that is so adoreable on the other hand her friend is soo cute .. but her sister .. ohh man beyond word what do i do ? not about all the ones above but about this new girl i know 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordless Wanderer Posted June 24, 2012 #7 Share Posted June 24, 2012 Dear Dr. El, Where can I get your autograph? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Shadows Posted June 24, 2012 #8 Share Posted June 24, 2012 Dear Dr. El, Where can I get your autograph? ohh if i was Dr.El . i'd know the answer to that reall well " smirks big time " 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lcvec Posted June 24, 2012 #9 Share Posted June 24, 2012 Dear Dr. El I don't know what to do with my life. Should I start wearing pink clothes? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Shadows Posted June 25, 2012 #10 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Dear Dr. El I don't know what to do with my life. Should I start wearing pink clothes? am sorry am Dr.El's assistant he's busy at the moment he went to his shrink .. he'll be back soon please wait in the hall 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted June 25, 2012 Author #11 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Dear Dr El I'm tired of only getting to go out with my boyfriend Vladimir at night? Any advice? On the advice of lawyers, QC (lol) I change my original advice in case you are under-18 and do indeed elope with Vladimir. Plus, I'd feel guilty if he impaled you without your consent. You should therefore, imo cherish having someone to love and stop being so greedy. No offence. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted June 25, 2012 Author #12 Share Posted June 25, 2012 I have a question for you, Dr. El Can I see proof that you are indeed a real doctor ?? A diploma or something ?? Hmmmmmm ?? Diploma? I have no diploma. I don't need no steenking diploma! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted June 25, 2012 Author #13 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Dear Dr. El, When are you going to publish a book? You have so many fans now In time for Christmas, Star. In time for Christmas. *puffs on cigar* 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted June 25, 2012 Author #14 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Dr El there is this girl i really like .. and there is that girl i also really like and between these two my heart is torn because between them there's also this girl that is so adoreable on the other hand her friend is soo cute .. but her sister .. ohh man beyond word what do i do ? not about all the ones above but about this new girl i know It would appear, Knight that you are confusing your heart & mind with your loins. A common error among the Young Jedi which usually leads to torn underpants, not a torn heart. Toss a coin. Dear Dr. El, Where can I get your autograph? You can't. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted June 25, 2012 Author #15 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Dear Dr. El I don't know what to do with my life. Should I start wearing pink clothes? Only if you want to look like a girl, Lcvec. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keel M. Posted June 25, 2012 #16 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Dear Dr. E ~ How can I get my friend to stop trying to insist I do things her way all the time? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted June 25, 2012 Author #17 Share Posted June 25, 2012 (edited) Dear Dr. E ~ How can I get my friend to stop trying to insist I do things her way all the time? Lady Kasey. I'd tell her it's better to give than receive. And then demonstrate how that actually works. Edited June 25, 2012 by Eldorado 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Shadows Posted June 25, 2012 #18 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Lady Kasey. I'd tell her it's better to give than receive. And then demonstrate how that actually works. you forgot to charge her ! am tired of chasing after customers to pay !! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-C Posted June 25, 2012 #19 Share Posted June 25, 2012 My, what a big gun you have, Dr... Are you popular with the ladies? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keel M. Posted June 25, 2012 #20 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Lady Kasey. I'd tell her it's better to give than receive. And then demonstrate how that actually works. LOL thanks Doc! you forgot to charge her ! am tired of chasing after customers to pay !! *tosses KoS a quarter* Happy now? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Shadows Posted June 25, 2012 #21 Share Posted June 25, 2012 LOL thanks Doc! *tosses KoS a quarter* Happy now? ohhh thank u !! the price of cigs pack of the day .. am set for the day .. you're on your own for the rest of the day doc ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cenobite Posted June 26, 2012 #22 Share Posted June 26, 2012 im always right - how can i make people believe the truth of this 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted June 26, 2012 Author #23 Share Posted June 26, 2012 im always right - how can i make people believe the truth of this Threaten them with violence, social exclusion and eternal damnation. It works for religious leaders. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cenobite Posted June 26, 2012 #24 Share Posted June 26, 2012 excellent i'll give it a go 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keel M. Posted June 26, 2012 #25 Share Posted June 26, 2012 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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