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Petition to Build a "Death Star"

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#16    Tiggs

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 09:54 PM

View PostImaginarynumber1, on 11 December 2012 - 09:53 PM, said:



Would you prefer another target? A military target?

Then name the system!!

Pluto. They're on Pluto.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 09:55 PM

View PostTiggs, on 11 December 2012 - 09:54 PM, said:

Pluto. They're on Pluto.

* Sighs *

There. You see, Lord Saru? She can be reasonable.

Continue with the operation; you may fire when ready.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 09:56 PM

View PostTiggs, on 11 December 2012 - 09:54 PM, said:



Pluto. They're on Pluto.

* Sighs *
Lies! We're nothing but a dwarf planet! What use would testing that weapon here be?!

Our only resource is discovering that we have more moons!

Edited by Hasina, 11 December 2012 - 09:59 PM.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 09:59 PM

Best story I've heard in a while. :tu:


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Posted 11 December 2012 - 10:09 PM

I support this.  Nothing will strike fear into the aliens watching more than our own Death Star.


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Posted 11 December 2012 - 10:14 PM

View PostImaginarynumber1, on 11 December 2012 - 09:36 PM, said:

Man... these girls seem to keep messing up their posts.... I have to keep fixing them!

You are funny, LMAO!

Ok, I am female, it would be a cool idea, not logical, but cool.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 10:59 PM

Oh yea we need a death star, if another country starts something with us or don't see things our way all we have to do is zap them.  If our citizens rebel then from miles above the earth we can pin point them and end the problem.  A death star would be so nice.


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Posted 11 December 2012 - 11:00 PM

I just realized, what use is a 'planet destroyer' when we only have one? This is like a guy who takes himself hostage.

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 01:21 AM

Even the power of this death star still pales in comparison to the power of the democrats - erm death star - erm dark side :whistle:


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Posted 12 December 2012 - 01:26 AM

View PostHasina, on 11 December 2012 - 11:00 PM, said:

I just realized, what use is a 'planet destroyer' when we only have one? This is like a guy who takes himself hostage.
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?


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Posted 12 December 2012 - 01:28 AM

I dare not speak my mind but I have a fair idea who we should send there first. *zip* 0:)


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Posted 13 December 2012 - 01:39 AM

View PostHasina, on 11 December 2012 - 09:56 PM, said:

Lies! We're nothing but a dwarf planet! What use would testing that weapon here be?!

Our only resource is discovering that we have more moons!

Lord Vadar we've received a brief signal from one of our probes on .... Titan. It's an ice moon in the Saturnian system.

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 03:58 AM

View PostCorp, on 11 December 2012 - 09:21 PM, said:

Hell yes! Here's a project that can truly unite America.

*sigh* just what the rest of the world needs.

United Universe of America :S

No thanks.

why is everyone so &^%$ing concerned with "the end"...
new beginnings is what you should be concerned about...

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 04:56 AM

We'll just give the plans to China and they'll build it for us for pennies on the dollar.   Toy death stars for the kids stamped out on plastic, too.

Barack Obama even sounds Jedi.  He just needs to write up another executive order after the petition passes the 300 million mark.   This isn't the Bill that Congress is looking for.  

Especially since North Korea's rockets can hit the US now, this terrible crisis can be turned into a golden opportunity!   And if we build the Death Star large enough, we can use its gravitational pull to destroy all other country's satellites and win the space race for good!   All Obama will need to do is say the word.  No war declarations or 90-day time limits or anything silly like that, as we've recently learned.

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 05:16 AM

View PostWickian, on 12 December 2012 - 01:26 AM, said:

If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?

Hahhhhaaaaa!!!!! Good one.





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