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#1    Still Waters

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 10:57 PM

In yet another outlandish claim to come out of North Korea historians have allegedly announced that they have unearthed a unicorn lair.

A report released by the History Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences claims that archaeologists discovered the lair of the mythical animal just outside a temple in the capital Pyongyang.

And, unsurprisingly, the lair - according to the report - means that Pyongyang was the focal point of an ancient, united Korea.

http://www.dailymail...nt-kingdom.html

http://news.sky.com/...nd-unicorn-lair

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 10:59 PM

I was just going to post this story! Ya beat me :P

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 11:09 PM

To bad i dont trust anything north korea says
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Posted 01 December 2012 - 11:11 PM

Some stories you read about North Korea are too stupid to be true, I hope.



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Posted 01 December 2012 - 11:36 PM

Ah so ! why dont we "discover" Camelot, and Merlins cave ?.
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Posted 02 December 2012 - 12:01 AM

View Postspud the mackem, on 01 December 2012 - 11:36 PM, said:

Ah so ! why dont we "discover" Camelot, and Merlins cave ?.

Didn't you know its because they're guarded by dragons? :P :P

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Posted 02 December 2012 - 10:49 AM

I find this quote from the Sky News article particularly interesting:

There has been speculation that the report may be a spoof response to the Onion's satirical article declaring that North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un is "the sexiest man alive for 2012".

Could North Korea be trolling us ?

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Posted 02 December 2012 - 10:55 AM

View PostSaru, on 02 December 2012 - 10:49 AM, said:

I find this quote from the Sky News article particularly interesting:

There has been speculation that the report may be a spoof response to the Onion's satirical article declaring that North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un is "the sexiest man alive for 2012".

Could North Korea be trolling us ?
How dastardly of them :w00t: , I can just see them twirling their moustaches.
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Posted 02 December 2012 - 11:01 AM

Hey ,they're the ones that had giant aliens at Kim Jong Ils funeral .
Everyone knows he rode unicorns as a youthful lad ,charming all the gangam girlies ,so he could pass on his killer stud looks to his hottie son .


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Posted 02 December 2012 - 11:04 AM

" A rectangular rock carved with words 'Unicorn Lair' stands in front of the lair. "

:yes: yeah because there would have to be a sign identifying it of course.

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Posted 02 December 2012 - 11:12 AM



*rolling writhing laughing hysterically*

Here is why all the unicorns are extinct ......but what I really want to know is,why does Kim jong Il have a Jamaican accent ?

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Posted 02 December 2012 - 12:15 PM

I hope they have been brushing up on their photoshop skills if they plan to release photos.

Hasn't worked so well for naughty Korea in the past...

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Posted 02 December 2012 - 01:16 PM

View Postspud the mackem, on 01 December 2012 - 11:36 PM, said:

Ah so ! why dont we "discover" Camelot, and Merlins cave ?.

Maybe not Camelot but we've got the cave :D

http://www.english-h...intagel-castle/

View PostJGirl, on 02 December 2012 - 11:04 AM, said:

" A rectangular rock carved with words 'Unicorn Lair' stands in front of the lair. "

:yes: yeah because there would have to be a sign identifying it of course.

Of course. Just like the secret nuclear bunker and the bat cave. All signposted :P

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Posted 02 December 2012 - 01:48 PM

North Korea does not need satire, it IS satire.




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