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#31    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 08:11 PM

View PostThe Silver Thong, on 04 February 2012 - 07:52 PM, said:

Hmmm mail order bride plus a lawyer, I would need a second job lol but tempting  ;)  This was and is the only chat forum I have really joined. It`s easy to get chatty to the point you know someone better then you expected to.  Besides whats wrong with pushy eastern European chicks, there is no commision on this site  :w00t:  

I`ll even through in some bubble wrap  :wub:   lol Helen you always make me smile.  What did that other fellow say, Hotopuss  :lol:
Yeah, Hotopus! Not the all-seeing toilet seat fascists with hound dog sense of smell like some call me when they want to start the fight.
Kidding. I donít care if toilet seat was left up or down. Arenít you sorry now you didnít collect that package?

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 08:33 PM

View PostHelen of Annoy, on 04 February 2012 - 08:11 PM, said:

Yeah, Hotopus! Not the all-seeing toilet seat fascists with hound dog sense of smell like some call me when they want to start the fight.
Kidding. I donít care if toilet seat was left up or down. Arenít you sorry now you didnít collect that package?


Hey now, there are times I wish I left the seat down, that porcelain is damn cold.  I never got the slip in the mail I had a package (don`t go there) at the post office.  I`m sorry, Canadian immigration is a real bitcch.  You might have had some contraband on ya, oh wait this is Canada never mind. Going to check my mail now, fingers crossed.............. crap Nigeria has fooled me yet again  :w00t:

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 09:02 PM

View PostThe Silver Thong, on 04 February 2012 - 08:33 PM, said:

Hey now, there are times I wish I left the seat down, that porcelain is damn cold.  I never got the slip in the mail I had a package (don`t go there) at the post office.  I`m sorry, Canadian immigration is a real bitcch.  You might have had some contraband on ya, oh wait this is Canada never mind. Going to check my mail now, fingers crossed.............. crap Nigeria has fooled me yet again  :w00t:
... for only a small 5k investment...


#34    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 09:11 PM

View PostDosojin Midnight, on 04 February 2012 - 09:02 PM, said:

... for only a small 5k investment...
Youíre ruining my business.

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 09:14 PM

View PostHelen of Annoy, on 04 February 2012 - 09:11 PM, said:

Youíre ruining my business.
I'm just helping for a small fee... your soul!


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Posted 04 February 2012 - 09:25 PM

View PostDosojin Midnight, on 04 February 2012 - 09:02 PM, said:

... for only a small 5k investment...



SOLD!!!!!  now when do I get the goods  :w00t:

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 09:30 PM

View PostThe Silver Thong, on 04 February 2012 - 09:25 PM, said:

SOLD!!!!!  now when do I get the goods  :w00t:
As soon as I return to Nigeria & tie up some... uh, loose ends. I need the cash first.


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Posted 04 February 2012 - 09:45 PM

View PostDosojin Midnight, on 04 February 2012 - 09:30 PM, said:

As soon as I return to Nigeria & tie up some... uh, loose ends. I need the cash first.
Consider this to be a gentle redirection before everyone forgets the point of the thread.  Has anyone told their crush that they are in fact the subject of crushing?


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Posted 04 February 2012 - 09:47 PM

View Postorangepeaceful79, on 04 February 2012 - 09:45 PM, said:

Consider this to be a gentle redirection before everyone forgets the point of the thread.  Has anyone told their crush that they are in fact the subject of crushing?
I was indeed fair. :tu:


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Posted 05 February 2012 - 02:28 AM

I can't say anything about my crush because he'll instantly know who he is.. <_<


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Posted 05 February 2012 - 04:56 AM

Oh yeah, I use to chase my crush all over the UM boards...I was definitely a Cougar on the prowl :w00t: :lol:  :P
That's all I'm gonna say  :ph34r: don't wanna embarrass him  :blush:


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Posted 05 February 2012 - 05:05 AM

View Postnativechick1989, on 05 February 2012 - 04:56 AM, said:

Oh yeah, I use to chase my crush all over the UM boards...I was definitely a Cougar on the prowl :w00t: :lol:  :P
That's all I'm gonna say  :ph34r: don't wanna embarrass him  :blush:
:w00t: Yours is the funniest one yet  :rofl:


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Posted 05 February 2012 - 05:29 AM

View Postnativechick1989, on 05 February 2012 - 04:56 AM, said:

Oh yeah, I use to chase my crush all over the UM boards...I was definitely a Cougar on the prowl :w00t: :lol:  :P
That's all I'm gonna say  :ph34r: don't wanna embarrass him  :blush:

<-------looks back at old posts to see if he has been chased,,,,,,,,,nope,,,it isnt me :(


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Posted 05 February 2012 - 10:09 AM

what a weird game ! anyway
anyone seen my mistress ? :D i've got a crush on her shades she completes my shadows  :wub:

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