+ouija ouija Posted December 10, 2012 #4801 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Well, we all know that what we criticise others for is usually a fault that we ourselves have. Helen has tried every diet there is plus some she invented herself(involved eating nothing but that strange brew she always has on the go in her cauldron), but she just puts on more and more weight. The last time she went to a costume party it was in her own house as she can no longer get through her own door! She painted herself orange and went as a giant pumpkin. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 10, 2012 #4802 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Aha, it was in my own house, but ouija went as her own house. So she had to stay outside, but nevertheless it was a riot, the circus crew from whom she leased the tent for her costume were outside too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted December 10, 2012 #4803 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Aha, it was in my own house, but ouija went as her own house. So she had to stay outside, but nevertheless it was a riot, the circus crew from whom she leased the tent for her costume were outside too. touche!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 10, 2012 #4804 Share Posted December 10, 2012 touche!! Nope. I refuse. *squeezes out the door, pulls along the doorframe and few bricks and goes over there to the circus tent... it’s merrier there* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted December 10, 2012 Author #4805 Share Posted December 10, 2012 The Croation space agency plans on using Helen's face as a map of the moon to avoid landing in any craters. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 10, 2012 #4806 Share Posted December 10, 2012 OverSword is jealous because he’s not fat enough to win the most convincing Santa competition. The winner will be sent to Moon by Coca-Cola, as soon as Russians are done painting it red. Yes, really, Putin has sworn to do it for the old KGB times sake. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritWriter Posted December 10, 2012 #4807 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Helen is not fat at all but lives in a very tiny house made for elves. She did win the giant pumpkin contest, but only by a half a foot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 10, 2012 #4808 Share Posted December 10, 2012 I’ll turn that pumpkin into a carriage for you. SpiritWriter now has the carriage. All she needs is the rest and she’ll have a whole car. I did my part. She is doing her part too, stealing a car part by part so no one is put into too bad position. Except the guy whose back seat she stole. His personal life is now ruined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritWriter Posted December 10, 2012 #4809 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Helen was the wicked sister who's feet were to big to fit the glass slipper. As her punishment for trying to trick prince charming and to steal cinderellas inheritance she had to give up her shoes and expose her monstrous feet for the world to see everywhere she goes. The fairy godmother put magic to to them, first to eliminate the odor, and secondly to set rapid flight to my new pumpkin carriage. Very swift feet she has, I manage myself around the kingdom quite excellently now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feebs Posted December 10, 2012 #4810 Share Posted December 10, 2012 she has now begun to use a peddle car and gets around quite fast when helen is driving due to her big feet x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Initializing... Posted December 10, 2012 #4811 Share Posted December 10, 2012 (edited) she has now begun to use a peddle car and gets around quite fast when helen is driving due to her big feet x Feebs has a pair of zip-up granny slippers in every single colour you can think of, but her favourites are the beige ones. Edited December 10, 2012 by Initializing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feebs Posted December 10, 2012 #4812 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Feebs has a pair of zip-up granny slippers in every single colour you can think of, but her favourites are the beige ones. how do you know that...oooh your a witch that is hundreds of years old and is wrinkled in her knowledge like a prune x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+joc Posted December 11, 2012 #4813 Share Posted December 11, 2012 Beware the cauldron of Feebs! It contains a powerful mix of Love Potion #9, Bat's wing, Toads foot, and several recordings from The Sex Pistols...it has been banned in 17 countries across Europe and Asia...now legal in America in some states (those that have legalized marijuana) but is known to cause cancer in the state of California. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbi Laveau Posted December 11, 2012 #4814 Share Posted December 11, 2012 (edited) Joc knows this ,because he stole the cauldron from me,and gave it to Feebs .He was so proud of himself for doing this(pompous little wa4nker that he is),he broke his arm ,contorting it ,so he could pat himself on the back ,screaming ATTA BOY ,FANTASTIC ,over and over . Edited December 11, 2012 by Simbi Laveau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feebs Posted December 11, 2012 #4815 Share Posted December 11, 2012 had to clean the cauldron as it was right mess with all your rubbish you tried to use x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted December 11, 2012 #4816 Share Posted December 11, 2012 Feeb's recipe for Xmas pud....... Fillet of a fenny snake, In the caldron boil and bake; Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,— For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feebs Posted December 11, 2012 #4817 Share Posted December 11, 2012 is now in truble for copy rights and has to eat all said ingredients while standing on his head....lol...that was my secret recipe x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+joc Posted December 11, 2012 #4818 Share Posted December 11, 2012 Do not look into Feebs eyes! She cleaned out the mucko on the bottom and sides of her Cauldron of Luv and dried the ingredients. She then rolled the ingredients in a Zig Zag paper she found in the bottom of her purse and smoked the dried potion. Suddenly her eyes turned hot pink and she is now able to zap anyone with her Hot Pink Laser Eyes, just like Imagine Dragons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feebs Posted December 11, 2012 #4819 Share Posted December 11, 2012 is rather jealous of my pinkness x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+joc Posted December 11, 2012 #4820 Share Posted December 11, 2012 NOT jealous of your pinkness..Pinkness is for girls and Princesses and Rock Stars...I am jealous of your Laser Stare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritWriter Posted December 11, 2012 #4821 Share Posted December 11, 2012 Feebs thought the cauldron was a new potty, so she's been training on it. So far it's been pretty explosive... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted December 11, 2012 Author #4822 Share Posted December 11, 2012 SpiritWriter uses her real life to create fictional stories for the National Enquirer. One popular story "I had Bigfoots Baby" was based on her experience with her aunts 2nd husband. The family is still not too happy about that whole event. On the up side it did result in a new nephew/cousin/son! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritWriter Posted December 11, 2012 #4823 Share Posted December 11, 2012 You know what they say about men with big feet! Overswords girlfriend was in the back cover of the same issue. The headline read: little willy's exposure to air had an adverse affect on insemination. "we want to adopt!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted December 11, 2012 Author #4824 Share Posted December 11, 2012 SpiritWriter saves money by not doing laundry to excess. She wears her socks until the bottoms are hard and crusty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted December 11, 2012 #4825 Share Posted December 11, 2012 Then OverSword wears them for two weeks more....Just to be close, you understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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