BurnSide Posted April 28, 2005 #1 Share Posted April 28, 2005 (edited) Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia. Cambodian troops moved into Quan'sul after Malaria victims attack populace. The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rating killing victims in fewer than 2 days. After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.” Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry. General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new virus and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all." US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment. A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia. Source: BBC World News Edited April 29, 2005 by BurnSide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Nyx_ Posted April 28, 2005 #2 Share Posted April 28, 2005 That's the scariest thing I've heard in a long time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eckogangsta Posted April 28, 2005 #3 Share Posted April 28, 2005 HOLY sh**! I thought that only happened in Resident Evil!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John13np Posted April 28, 2005 #4 Share Posted April 28, 2005 You know in Dawn Of The Dead they said it was under control to. Pretty scary, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkyburd Posted April 28, 2005 #5 Share Posted April 28, 2005 (edited) Wtf? Living tissues cannot be reanimated in this fashion. This is some kind of hoax. Edited April 28, 2005 by Monkyburd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Silver Thong Posted April 28, 2005 #6 Share Posted April 28, 2005 (edited) This is freaken SPOOKY .... This sounds chemical, or biological. DUH, but when you here of this you don't think BBC.. you think world weekly or pravda hmmm.. Edited April 28, 2005 by The Silver Thong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John13np Posted April 28, 2005 #7 Share Posted April 28, 2005 hey Monkyburd, I thought the same thing, but its from BBC News. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AztecInca Posted April 28, 2005 #8 Share Posted April 28, 2005 And of course the first thing governments think about is what sort of weapons could be created with it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkyburd Posted April 28, 2005 #9 Share Posted April 28, 2005 Well, I looked at the link Burnside provided and then went to BBC's actual site to variy it and found no such article on zombism. I think its all hoaxtastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John13np Posted April 28, 2005 #10 Share Posted April 28, 2005 oh, good point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John13np Posted April 28, 2005 #11 Share Posted April 28, 2005 your right, i went there to and looked, its not there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John13np Posted April 28, 2005 #12 Share Posted April 28, 2005 hey, the post he provided was for Monday, This is thruday, Im back to being scared again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiddlyjen Posted April 28, 2005 #13 Share Posted April 28, 2005 (edited) *reads article* poops herself *gets fresh underwear on* *runs around like a nut trying to make an orange conconction of 3 parts Mycotoxin, 1 part Enderotoxin and 2 parts Datura Extract like Scully made in TXF: Resist or Serve...* ONE SHOT KILLS THEM PEOPLE!!!!! Edited April 28, 2005 by tiddlyjen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aliennobasoure Posted April 28, 2005 #14 Share Posted April 28, 2005 burnside....CURSE YOU now i have a feer of bugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurnSide Posted April 28, 2005 Author #15 Share Posted April 28, 2005 Well, I looked at the link Burnside provided and then went to BBC's actual site to variy it and found no such article on zombism. 594618[/snapback] Maybe a coverup? burnside....CURSE YOU now i have a feer of bugs 594682[/snapback] And so you should. Next time you get bitten by a mosquito.. you may be infected... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoa182 Posted April 28, 2005 #16 Share Posted April 28, 2005 well isn't that weird ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walken Posted April 28, 2005 #17 Share Posted April 28, 2005 Yup. I can already see this on missiles. Could be a hoax or, more likely, a cover up. Very intresting story though. Thank god I've read the zombie survival guide. Me and Burnside will be safe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurnSide Posted April 28, 2005 Author #18 Share Posted April 28, 2005 Yes we will. It didn't get as much attention as i thought it would. What, you people don't care that the world is gonna end!? Oh well. It was fun while it lasted. Fooled me for a few seconds. Then i checked the URL. If you click on one of the links on the page, it'll take you to the ACTUAL BBC World page, the Zombie Outbreak page is a very clever joke. I had a good giggle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Nyx_ Posted April 28, 2005 #19 Share Posted April 28, 2005 <<< I'm buying a case of OFF, every citronella candle I can find, and if that don't work, I'll go live somewhere cold. Mosquitos don't like the cold, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurnSide Posted April 28, 2005 Author #20 Share Posted April 28, 2005 It's a joke hon, you don't need to go anywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Nyx_ Posted April 28, 2005 #21 Share Posted April 28, 2005 Great! Now you tell me.......(hope I kept all the receipts)..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoagy Posted April 28, 2005 #22 Share Posted April 28, 2005 aim for the head! AIM FOR THE HEAD!!! Burnside, we should head the official UM 'Zombie-Squad' haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurnSide Posted April 28, 2005 Author #23 Share Posted April 28, 2005 hahah. Nice. I would but you know, the whole moderator thing. Well, this topic has served it's purpose, i offically freaked some people out. Moved to the jokes section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walken Posted April 28, 2005 #24 Share Posted April 28, 2005 Really? Awww. I'm disapointed. Oh well. At least it'll be more fun when it does happen. I often wonder about the media reaction. It would be awesome to experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conspiracy Posted April 28, 2005 #25 Share Posted April 28, 2005 at the same time something bad happens something good also happens lol o the irony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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