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Started by Eldorado , May 28 2011 02:43 AM

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Posted 30 May 2011 - 01:12 AM

View PostMySummerJob, on 28 May 2011 - 02:52 AM, said:

I am surprised that people are still hunting for "witches" these days =/

You'd think that this kind of thing ended many years ago after the witch trials of Salem. =/
You do realize that this was in Africa, right?
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Posted 30 May 2011 - 02:22 AM

Lack of proper education combined with superstition will lead to this sort of insanity. It's not just in South Africa, its happens in many places in the world including Western countries. The S.A government needs to really address this craziness - it's dangerous. I feel for the pastor and his family.

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Posted 30 May 2011 - 02:58 AM

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Wow...And I half expected this to be an article about some redneck, hickerbilly community in the southern United States...
  

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Posted 30 May 2011 - 03:43 AM

LOL WAATTTTT

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Posted 30 May 2011 - 05:57 AM

To all who've read this before me...

It's not a matter of being uneducated, uncivilised, or whatever... As I live in South Africa, I can tell you that these "incidents" usually involve the age group of 25 to 35, not the older people who would have the excuse of saying they didn't have an education under the "Apartheids" years.

It's unfortunate that stories such as these get spread around the web, making the rest of the world think that all of Africa is a dark and scary place... South Africa is not some "other side of the tracks" country...

Just like you, we aim to raise our kids to be good, kind and caring beings.

Don't judge us for what you read in the news... Come and experience it for yourself...
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Posted 30 May 2011 - 06:29 AM

I see a Harry Potter themed porn at the end of all this...  :yes:
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Posted 30 May 2011 - 03:44 PM

View PostPookie666, on 30 May 2011 - 05:57 AM, said:

To all who've read this before me...

It's not a matter of being uneducated, uncivilised, or whatever... As I live in South Africa, I can tell you that these "incidents" usually involve the age group of 25 to 35, not the older people who would have the excuse of saying they didn't have an education under the "Apartheids" years.

It's unfortunate that stories such as these get spread around the web, making the rest of the world think that all of Africa is a dark and scary place... South Africa is not some "other side of the tracks" country...

Just like you, we aim to raise our kids to be good, kind and caring beings.

Don't judge us for what you read in the news... Come and experience it for yourself...

I would but I don't want to get burned at the stake for my magic wang.

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Posted 30 May 2011 - 03:45 PM

View Postvillage_idiot, on 30 May 2011 - 02:58 AM, said:

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Wow...And I half expected this to be an article about some redneck, hickerbilly community in the southern United States...
  

Somewhere you are clearly quite ignorant of. You are obviously one of the lemmings who believes anything he reads or hears without doing any real research himself. Fail.

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Posted 30 May 2011 - 04:01 PM

View PostJordon96, on 29 May 2011 - 11:46 AM, said:

This is the first, and most likely last, time I will see a news article that starts with the words "Magic Penis"...

Yeah, hopefully the last time... But in today's society, I wouldn't stretch my neck out on the guillotine! LOL!

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Posted 01 June 2011 - 11:41 PM

lolll wow this story is madly absurd XD

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Posted 02 June 2011 - 10:51 PM

Lack of education is a very dangerous thing. I had trouble believing it when I first saw the news.

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Posted 02 June 2011 - 11:17 PM

wow.

The ignorance of some people..
And in an odd way, a lesson on no matter how sophisticated or uneducated... people will push blame.
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Posted 03 June 2011 - 06:17 AM

View PostSwamptick, on 30 May 2011 - 03:44 PM, said:

I would but I don't want to get burned at the stake for my magic wang.
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Just keep you magic to yourself then, or if you can't, then stay out of the rural townships...

I know a couple of rich ladies in various cities that would pay to see a magic wang. :lol:
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Posted 03 June 2011 - 07:28 PM

View PostEldorado, on 28 May 2011 - 02:43 AM, said:

They also accused his wife of turning into a snail and terrorising the community!

This is excellent.

Wheres my Monty Python DVD lol.

Edited by Spark Plug, 03 June 2011 - 07:29 PM.

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Posted 04 June 2011 - 03:38 AM

I'm sorry, but you'd need to be mentally ill to be terrorized by A SNAIL. I can understand the "magic penis" (to a certain degree). But A SNAIL terrorizing their community? I wonder how they'd react to an iguana sleeping on a family's porch? :rolleyes:
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