Fascinating Facts about The Illuminati

[amine13]

The Illuminati is one of the world's most famous secret organizations. Their rumored membership includes many public figures. So, what do we know about the Illuminati?

enjoy!

[acute]

Fascinating Facts about The Illuminati

Using the words 'Facts' and 'Illuminati' in the same sentence is asking for trouble!

[Sir Wearer of Hats]

Another fascinating fact, is that the Illuminati hasn't existed for centuries.

[back to earth]

I liked that stupid commentators voice ..... Illuminati started by reptilian race taking over humanity ...

ha ha ha ha

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Edited February 7, 2016 by back to earth

[ShadowSot]

"Facts."

[Quaentum]

The Illuminati is one of the world's most famous secret organizations. Their rumored membership includes many public figures. So, what do we know about the Illuminati?

enjoy!

What I know as the Illuminati, the Bavarian Illuminati, existed from 1776 - 1784.

What you know as the Illuminati is a fictional organization that supposedly rules the world but has the same reality as Slender Man.

[back to earth]

I got accused of being in the Illuminati ... because I was a member of an initiatory fraternal society .

We had $627 in our bank account. I never could figure out how to take over the world with $627 ????

[jaylemurph]

Thank heavens this new member came in to teach all of us ignorant saps who knew nothing about this dangerous secret society.

(Seriously, though: hi, new member! Welcome!)

((Also seriously: Hi, new member! Check out the awesome Search function the site uses, that can lead you to any one of the 1,457 threads that already exist on this subject in the Conspiracy Theory and Secret Society Forum. You'll find a lot more people with similar interests there!))

--Jaylemurph

[Harte]

What I know as the Illuminati, the Bavarian Illuminati, existed from 1776 - 1784.

What you know as the Illuminati is a fictional organization that supposedly rules the world but has the same reality as Slender Man.

I guess the Illuminati are all slender.

Well, that rules out us Amurricans.

Harte

[toyomotor]

Amine 13: wrote

"The Illuminati is one of the world's most famous secret organizations. Their rumored membership includes many public figures. So, what do we know about the Illuminati?"

Well, to all of those quick to make fun of the OP, I wouldn't be to sure about the non-existence of the Illuminati if I were you.

Will you be so quick to deny the existence of the Bilderberg Group, the Knights of Malta, the Priory of Sion and so on?

This site is just one of many dedicated to the Illuminati, not that I gave this particular one a lot of credence.

http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/sociopolitica/esp_sociopol_illuminati_11c.htm

[Kenemet]

Well, the video got a few things right an it reports what various "I Am The REAL Illuminati" groups (mostly 1-2 people who are just like the rest of us. They are not members of "elite families"; neither are they billionaires) And it shows just how absurd the ideas are of "anti-Illuminati" fans are (really? Annunaki lizards?)

And, of course, nobody sits down and thinks about just how inept these Illuminat must be... or considers the fact that what the people who fear them want is for Christ to return and make the world his kingdom... and that, folks, would be a one-world government.

[Kenemet]

Well, to all of those quick to make fun of the OP, I wouldn't be to sure about the non-existence of the Illuminati if I were you.

Will you be so quick to deny the existence of the Bilderberg Group, the Knights of Malta, the Priory of Sion and so on?

This site is just one of many dedicated to the Illuminati, not that I gave this particular one a lot of credence.

http://www.bibliotec...uminati_11c.htm

Yep.

And that site is not known for good quality information or even decent research.

Every president who gets elected here in the US is immediately declared to be a tool of the Illuminati and groomed for the presidency, even if the new president completely overturns everything the old one did. You'd think a group of high-thinking geniuses who are bazillionaires could manage to buy a more coherent plan than that. And they've been over 300 years trying to take over the world. Alexander The Great, Napoleon, Hitler, and the British Empire almost did that and in much shorter time than the Illuminati's (announced) unsuccessful attempts at maneuvering world powers.

So they can't do as well as a couple of power-hungry individuals and a few monarchs of varying reliability and sobriety?

I think we're safe from them.

[Sir Wearer of Hats]

Amine 13: wrote

"The Illuminati is one of the world's most famous secret organizations. Their rumored membership includes many public figures. So, what do we know about the Illuminati?"

Well, to all of those quick to make fun of the OP, I wouldn't be to sure about the non-existence of the Illuminati if I were you.

Will you be so quick to deny the existence of the Bilderberg Group, the Knights of Malta, the Priory of Sion and so on?

This site is just one of many dedicated to the Illuminati, not that I gave this particular one a lot of credence.

http://www.bibliotec...uminati_11c.htm

Well as the Priory of Scion is a fraud perpetuated by a lonely Frenchman....

[jaylemurph]

Amine 13: wrote

"The Illuminati is one of the world's most famous secret organizations. Their rumored membership includes many public figures. So, what do we know about the Illuminati?"

Well, to all of those quick to make fun of the OP, I wouldn't be to sure about the non-existence of the Illuminati if I were you.

Will you be so quick to deny the existence of the Bilderberg Group, the Knights of Malta, the Priory of Sion and so on?

This site is just one of many dedicated to the Illuminati, not that I gave this particular one a lot of credence.

http://www.bibliotec...uminati_11c.htm

Dammit. Beat to the punch by Sir W. But Toy is right: the Illuminati is exactly the same kind of thing as the Priory: a fake.

--Jaylemurph

[Hanslune]

The Illuminati is one of the world's most famous secret organizations. Their rumored membership includes many public figures. So, what do we know about the Illuminati?

We know enough to laugh when people try to pretend 'they' are real.

[ChrLzs]

Well, to all of those quick to make fun of the OP

Yes, you now have my attention..

I wouldn't be to sure about the non-existence of the Illuminati if I were you.

You're not me, and are free to believe what you want as long as it hurts no-one else, and you don't post silliness on forums as if it was factual.....

Will you be so quick to deny the existence of the Bilderberg Group, the Knights of Malta, the Priory of Sion and so on?

If they are obviously fakes and proven so, yes. Would you? Because reading on, you tell us...

This site is just one of many dedicated to the Illuminati, not that I gave this particular one a lot of credence.

{link to renowned silly site deleted}

Wait... YOU chose that link... and yet you give it little credence? Seriously, is that your debating strategy, so you can then later disown that site and tell us 'oh yes, but that wasn't the best one'... Most people who know their stuff bring their BEST here, without excuses....

So that tells us a lot.

[ImaLoner]

I got accused of being in the Illuminati ... because I was a member of an initiatory fraternal society .

We had $627 in our bank account. I never could figure out how to take over the world with $627 ????

That's simply because you weren't applying yourself.. I could achieve world domination with a shoe string, some masking tape, a rubber band, and a paperclip.. If I really wanted to.. I am like MacGyver and stuff.. *grins*

[Windowpane]

I got accused of being in the Illuminati ... because I was a member of an initiatory fraternal society .

We had $627 in our bank account. I never could figure out how to take over the world with $627 ????

Yes, but you don't tell us what had happened to the $10 trn that had previously been removed from the bank account ...

[FTWind]

I would think that we would know nothing about a super secret society so in that alone tells me that there is no illuminati. Though I do believe in an underground mole race that causes all my sports teams to lose so that they can line their pockets with my money.

[back to earth]

That's simply because you weren't applying yourself.. I could achieve world domination with a shoe string, some masking tape, a rubber band, and a paperclip.. If I really wanted to.. I am like MacGyver and stuff.. *grins*

You worked on the Apollo projects didnt you ?

[back to earth]

Yes, but you don't tell us what had happened to the $10 trn that had previously been removed from the bank account ...

We spent it on bbq ribs and beer .

[back to earth]

I would think that we would know nothing about a super secret society so in that alone tells me that there is no illuminati. Though I do believe in an underground mole race that causes all my sports teams to lose so that they can line their pockets with my money.

No ... those people are real and they are not moles

http://www.bbc.com/sport/tennis/35319202

[Harte]

Yes, but you don't tell us what had happened to the $10 trn that had previously been removed from the bank account ...

Bitcoin happened.

Harte

[Hanslune]

Bitcoin happened.

Harte

Yeah hey maybe they used that money to cause the collapse of the Soviet Union and the Warsaw Pact nations - what I always find odd if the Illumanti are out to create an evil one world government why get rid of the USSR empire? Were they not evil enough?

[Harte]

The USSR?

Psht.

They were the B team.

Harte