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#16    Winterwind

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 04:16 AM

View Postshaddow134, on 06 February 2013 - 03:38 AM, said:

I have to admit that it is most Bizarre..

Oh joy... Steve Quayle. Hilarious... Commenting on some guy saying. "He can't make the statements he made and be credible..." Look in the mirror Quayle.

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 04:36 AM

View PostWinterwind, on 06 February 2013 - 04:16 AM, said:

Oh joy... Steve Quayle. Hilarious... Commenting on some guy saying. "He can't make the statements he made and be credible..." Look in the mirror Quayle.

He's in a class of his own, and he's also part of a team of giant-hunting conspiracy theorists. He claims that the Illuminati is in league with the Nephilim. His intelligence and military sources apprise him of such things. His Rolodex has more generals than the Pentagon.

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 04:44 AM

There are a lot of them.did u ever see pictures of paul mcharty in 1970 compared to1965.
They look like driffrent people.


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Posted 06 February 2013 - 04:54 AM

View Postspursfan, on 06 February 2013 - 03:15 AM, said:

one weird and strangely spooky (to me) one is that paul mcCartney died and was replaced by an imposter in the beatles. Supposedly there's loads of clues to it in the beatles songs and album designs

The moon landings are faked theory also seems mad to me

Hehe, I was just flipping through some documentary sites (never know what you'll find) and stumbled on this one;

"Paul McCartney was killed in a car crash in November of 1966 and replaced with a double! British intelligence, MI5, had forced the Beatles to cover up McCartney's death to prevent mass suicides of Beatle fans."

They know this because "In the summer of 2005, a package arrived at the Hollywood offices of Highway 61 Entertainment from London with no return address. Inside were two mini-cassette audio tapes dated December 30, 1999 and labeled "The Last Testament of George Harrison". A voice eerily similar to Harrison's tells a shocking story"



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Posted 06 February 2013 - 04:58 AM

View PostSimbi Laveau, on 06 February 2013 - 03:56 AM, said:

You guys are all going  to be really embarrassed when you die,and Bigfoot meets  you at the pearly gates ,and asks ; "so where do you want to be reincarnated this time ?  
Earth ,planet reptile ,or do you want to just be guardian angels ? You can always work in that underground lab in earth New Mexico ,if you go back as a grey ."

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 09:23 AM

a man in a cave with a bucket for a toilet overturned the US constitution and started world war 3.


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Posted 06 February 2013 - 09:59 AM

View Postali smack, on 06 February 2013 - 01:06 AM, said:

what's the most inane, absurd and totally nonsensical conspiracy you've read/heard about?

The 9/11 troother thing, probably.

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 10:03 AM

99% of the crap that comes from David Icke's mouth.


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Posted 06 February 2013 - 10:25 AM

Fake moon landings is ridiculous.

7/7 bombings inside job is ridiculous.

9/11 inside job is ridiculous.

I heard one about AIDS being fictitious which I found pretty laughable


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Posted 06 February 2013 - 10:53 AM

View Posttyrant lizard, on 06 February 2013 - 10:25 AM, said:

I heard one about AIDS being fictitious which I found pretty laughable
Even worse that some of these AIDS denialists are HIV+ and end up dying from AIDS because they refused treatment.

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 11:44 AM

View Postcoolguy, on 06 February 2013 - 04:44 AM, said:

There are a lot of them.did u ever see pictures of paul mcharty in 1970 compared to1965.
They look like driffrent people.

I've never heard of "Paul Mcharty". Is he famous or something?

As for Paul McCartney being dead and it's all a cover-up... I've never taken that, or any one who believes it, seriously. And as for Paul looking different between '65 and '70 so did John and George and Ringo. Hmm. Maybe the lifestyle, the drugs, the facial hair, weight gain, weight loss... The Beatles went through more changes in a few short years than most bands do in lifetime.

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 11:48 AM

View PostRlyeh, on 06 February 2013 - 10:03 AM, said:

99% of the crap that comes from David Icke's mouth.

You mean Jesus? Or has he stopped claiming that he is?

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 01:28 PM

There are so many in which to choose!

But the most absurd one I have come across is that the US government is operating a Stargate program and that the Iraq War may have been caused because Saddam Hussein had one.

Mmm. Let's re-read that: ...the US government is operating a Stargate program and that the Iraq War may have been caused because Saddam Hussein had one.

I wonder if it was powered by the Baghdad battery.

Okay, one more time: ...the US government is operating a Stargate program and that the Iraq War may have been caused because Saddam Hussein had one.

No matter how many times I think upon this, there is utterly nothing in which forms in my mind that could even make that a -remote- possibility.

Actually, I'm not even sure if the above would count as a conspiracy theory. I think it's just an elite group's inside joke. Now to find out what group that is and why they would found that as their mission statement... that would be quite conspiratorial.

It's great to be Human and to have such wild imaginations!

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 05:14 PM

Well there's quite a few I can think of:

The Holocaust deniers have to be top of my list of stupidity.

Then there's this:
Apparently according to this fruit loop Obama is no other than Osama! d'oh


And this is quite silly.
Well it's Alex Jones rambling about a load of rubbish, like what he always does


then there's some real screamers on my next link.

http://swallowingthe...conspiracy.html

Edited by ali smack, 06 February 2013 - 05:16 PM.


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Posted 07 February 2013 - 04:07 AM

We should implicitly trust the government. They never do wrong or tell lies, and only crazy "conspiratards" would question any of their actions and comments. Take their word for everything, as there have been no coverups of government sins in recorded history. That's the most absurd belief in this whole thread.

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