Part way through I stopped and thought it would be easier to just post a video of Billy Joels song We didn't start the fire.
If you changed the title to We didn't start the theory, you would have a new Truther theme song.
"JFK, blown away, what else do I have to say?"
Well, Mr. Joel, you didn't actually say anything. Just a bunch of random, unconnected names and events, set to a catchy melody.
This isn't evidence for or against anything, it's just a funny idea. If anyone does create a mashup of this song and it goes viral, I demand a cut, lol.