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if you could ask jesus 1 question.....


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#31    shrooma

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 04:53 PM

View PostHasina, on 19 February 2013 - 04:37 PM, said:


'I go visit Dad for just two thousand years and you all do this with my teachings?'
2000yrs?! that must've been one HELLUVA bag of dirty laundry he turned up with!!
(or is it just me who only visits their parents when their washing machine's banjo'd....?)
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Posted 19 February 2013 - 05:04 PM

If I was able to directly question him and it was beyond a shadow of any doubt of his heavenly origins - I would ask the most important question any person could ask 'The Judge'...

"How am I doing so far?"


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Posted 19 February 2013 - 06:57 PM

Jesus said that Christians would be persecuted more and more as time went on after His resurrection and ascension, up until the time of the end.

Knowing that, I think I'd refine my question.

I think I'd ask Him to take a look at the lot of the posts in this thread, and then ask Him if this is the kind of thing He was talking about.

And I bet I know the answer.

Dr. Phil says that marriage is hard work.

I say....if marriage is hard work, you're doing it wrong.  Love is not work.  Love is eternal.

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 09:12 PM

View PostEldorado, on 19 February 2013 - 12:10 PM, said:

Was it worth it?

I wish I could press an extra like.

JFK: "And we are as a people, inherently and historically, opposed to secret societies, to secret oaths, and to secret proceedings.
For we are opposed around the world by a monolithic and ruthless conspiracy..."

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 09:40 PM

View PostRlyeh, on 19 February 2013 - 03:26 PM, said:

Jesus never spoke english, I've don't speak aramaic, hebrew, greek, etc.
Not to worry, we can google translate it for him.

In an ideal World a law would be passed were NO guns were allowed and all those out there destroyed, trouble is the law makers are not going to take a risk of trying to pass that without making sure they are armed first.

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 09:41 PM

View Postthe eternal me, on 19 February 2013 - 08:08 AM, said:

i would wonder if jesus would put some things before Mr Randy that would rattle his brain...

It would really be awesome if we could somehow interview and interact with that man that lived 2,000 years ago today.

Larry King was asked who he wished he could interview and he said Jesus.

I wish Jesus could be somehow transported to today and shown all that is believed about him and his teachings, and see his reactions.

I wonder how much is true about it all, and if anything was added to his story long after he died.

To hear and see him say and do miraculous things today under full scientific scrutiny would be awesome.

I guess the only way it could happen is if we invent time travel (or an advanced alien civilization shows us how), or if Jesus returns for a Second Coming...




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Posted 19 February 2013 - 09:43 PM

some interesting stuff.... and some funny stuff (pertinent in a funny way) ...

a part of me figured when i started this thread that there would be more questions about a more personal nature...
more relating to the person asking the question...
i am actually surprised that there is a fair number of those questions that show concern for the man...
but i am really liking the funny stuff...


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Posted 19 February 2013 - 09:46 PM

I would ask him : Where you spent your childhood and what were you doing? When did you first time realized that you have super powers?

JFK: "And we are as a people, inherently and historically, opposed to secret societies, to secret oaths, and to secret proceedings.
For we are opposed around the world by a monolithic and ruthless conspiracy..."

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 09:47 PM

Did you have a Jewish lawyer?

In an ideal World a law would be passed were NO guns were allowed and all those out there destroyed, trouble is the law makers are not going to take a risk of trying to pass that without making sure they are armed first.

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 09:50 PM

View Postfreetoroam, on 19 February 2013 - 09:40 PM, said:

Not to worry, we can google translate it for him.

Im sure Jesus can read minds. Maybe he can sent message telepathicly.

View Postfreetoroam, on 19 February 2013 - 09:47 PM, said:

Did you have a Jewish lawyer?

Did he charge you per hour?

JFK: "And we are as a people, inherently and historically, opposed to secret societies, to secret oaths, and to secret proceedings.
For we are opposed around the world by a monolithic and ruthless conspiracy..."

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 09:51 PM

View Postthe L, on 19 February 2013 - 09:50 PM, said:

Im sure Jesus can read minds. Maybe he can sent message telepathicly.

Let me try that one:



























Nope, no reply !

Edited by freetoroam, 19 February 2013 - 09:51 PM.

In an ideal World a law would be passed were NO guns were allowed and all those out there destroyed, trouble is the law makers are not going to take a risk of trying to pass that without making sure they are armed first.

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 09:52 PM

Ah...you have been a bad girl "freetoroam". He is mad at you.

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For we are opposed around the world by a monolithic and ruthless conspiracy..."

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 09:58 PM

View PostEllJay, on 19 February 2013 - 04:01 PM, said:

I thought he was American, since he came down from Mount Rushmore to deliver the constitution to Ronald Reagan? :whistle:

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 09:58 PM

How you are related to Viracocha, Guatama Buddha and Mouhammad?

JFK: "And we are as a people, inherently and historically, opposed to secret societies, to secret oaths, and to secret proceedings.
For we are opposed around the world by a monolithic and ruthless conspiracy..."

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 10:00 PM

Why God want to test his children?

JFK: "And we are as a people, inherently and historically, opposed to secret societies, to secret oaths, and to secret proceedings.
For we are opposed around the world by a monolithic and ruthless conspiracy..."




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