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[Order66]

Who can protect you
from the gang wars, cardinals
versus the blue jays!

Only the ninja
turtle gargoyles, one on each
side of the front door



special thanks to:

[Order66]

I've written one for Clint Eastwood, in honor of his RNC speech:

Conservatives play
closer to the vest, bullet
proof! Great frigging flick!

Edited by Vein Capital, 07 September 2012 - 02:41 PM.

[ouija ouija]

George Bush has a contemplative moment:

what's re-fla-flection?
wait! don't those Commie Boodhists
indulge in that stuff?

[Blue Star]

moment of reflection.....


Think navel gazing
belly button fluff insight
cleansing shower helps

[Order66]

Hmmm ...



If I pity my-
self, and my self pities back,
do they cancel out?

Is a fool still a
fool if there's no one around
to pity him? ... Yes.

Edited by Vein Capital, 14 September 2012 - 09:55 PM.

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ouija ouija, on 08 September 2012 - 06:03 PM, said:

George Bush has a contemplative moment:

what's re-fla-flection?
wait! don't those Commie Boodhists
indulge in that stuff?

It says, fool me once
Shame on.. shame on you.. fool me..
Can't get fooled again

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Vein Capital, on 14 September 2012 - 09:54 PM, said:

Is a fool still a
fool if there's no one around
to pity him? ... Yes.

It's rhetorical,
fool! Ain't supposed to answer!
Sit down and shut up!

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Vein Capital, on 18 September 2012 - 08:33 AM, said:

It's rhetorical,
fool! Ain't supposed to answer!
Sit down and shut up!

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You got a grievance?
Then step into my office ...
... right here and right now!

My grievance is: I
don't like you ... Getting ready
to knock you through wall!

epic battle ensues ...

---

True trivia: I
used to be bodyguard for
Muhammad Ali ...

... Maybe you too tough
for world champion, but
not for me, sucka!

---

Here's a joke: Guess what? ...
Chicken butt. Want to know why?
'Cause I said so, fool!  

Edited by Vein Capital, 18 September 2012 - 06:57 PM.

[Blue Star]

Oh, Someone needs
his snickers bar, low blood sugar?
What a grumpy guy

[Order66]

I'm gonna be here
ten o'clock ... Not 10:03,
not 10:36 ...

If you ain't got my
money or my bud, I am
killin' you AND him!

[Order66]

( light chamber music plays in the background )



Dear suckas and fools,
I hope this haiku finds you
most piteous. I

wish to accept your
invitation as of late
to call upon your

manor, saw down your
door, and knock the taste out your
mouth. Painfully yours,



...

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I'm Bill S. Preston!



I'm Ted Theodore Logan!



We are... Wyld Stallyns!

[Order66]

My sister's in town.
I want you to take her out,
show her a good time.

But if I find out
You busted her, I'm-a show
you good funeral.

'Cause you don't unwrap
another man's gift. If you
break it, you bought it.

So keep your hands out
the cookie jar, you hear me
knockin? Let me in!

---

You suckas drugged me,
put me on a plane ... now you
fly, too! Bon Voyage!

Edited by Vein Capital, 25 September 2012 - 03:34 PM.

[Order66]

T's Nightmare: He dreams
he goes back to '82!
The ironic twist? ...

Spoiler

"NOOOOOOO!!!!"

Edited by Vein Capital, 26 September 2012 - 05:56 PM.

[Order66]

No ticket needed
for flight, add you to my plane,
plane, plane ... plane of fools!