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The Ancient Alien Theory Is True


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#8281    S2F

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 09:38 PM

Thanks for posting that vid seeder, The efforts to restore the Parthenon are pretty goddamn impressive if you ask me. Even more so was the skill with which it was originally built. It surpasses Puma Punku by a large margin for it's complexity and precision. :tu:

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 09:46 PM

View PostSlave2Fate, on 07 March 2013 - 09:38 PM, said:

Thanks for posting that vid seeder, The efforts to restore the Parthenon are pretty goddamn impressive if you ask me. Even more so was the skill with which it was originally built. It surpasses Puma Punku by a large margin for it's complexity and precision. :tu:

glad you liked it! :tu:

Intentional but subtle curves - and built in optical illusions....  madness for modern builders..

yet for the ancients... just a stroll in the park! (or quarry)



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Posted 08 March 2013 - 07:51 AM

anything new.. or is it the same stuff..

sorry guys.. was put on nightshift.. and when I finished I tried to read through this but heh.. was a bit to much for my tired brain to enter the discussion..

so.. has there been any new developments or the same stuff?


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Posted 08 March 2013 - 09:53 AM

View PostDingoLingo, on 08 March 2013 - 07:51 AM, said:

anything new.. or is it the same stuff..

sorry guys.. was put on nightshift.. and when I finished I tried to read through this but heh.. was a bit to much for my tired brain to enter the discussion..

so.. has there been any new developments or the same stuff?

Same as it ever was.

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 09:57 AM

View Postthe L, on 07 March 2013 - 06:22 PM, said:

Seracher & Seeder
Maybe you already posted it in this thread but I didnt follow all the way.
I dont know that pre Inca cultures were in iron age. What is evidence for such claim?

See below.

View Postseeder, on 05 March 2013 - 06:03 PM, said:

you may realize one day, that to be effective with Google you need to get your search phrases correct.

In zosers world....if one Google search doesn't work then its proof it doesn't exist

My quick search?  This is just one image that comes up instantly :tu:


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more halfway down page

http://peruenroute.w...aso-de-la-vega/

View PostTheSearcher, on 05 March 2013 - 06:22 PM, said:

doing the same search as Zoser, only the words "Pre-Inca Tools", two or three lines under the pic he used, I found another picture. From this link. I can't post it because it is copy righted but one can view it. However it comes with the following description : "Pre-Inca civilization, Bolivia, 1st-13th century A.D. Tiwanaku culture. Iron axe and large pins."

So there are IRON tools around and they are PRE-INCA.


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Posted 08 March 2013 - 10:08 AM

View PostSlave2Fate, on 08 March 2013 - 09:53 AM, said:

Same as it ever was.

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I don't know, there's been some interesting stuff about those primitive Stone Age types the Greeks & Romans and how they crudely knocked together their primitive hovels.

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 03:52 PM

I love mans ability to knock out a few thousand temples all made by mans hand & mind . Give Man credit where credit is due ! We are afterall all there is to esplane it all Lucy ! :clap:

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 04:03 PM

How did this thread get to be so long!!??
Is it just one of those forum oddities or has it just become a debating thread?
Or have there been some compelling new findings?


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Posted 08 March 2013 - 04:35 PM

View PostPaxus, on 08 March 2013 - 04:03 PM, said:

How did this thread get to be so long!!??
Is it just one of those forum oddities or has it just become a debating thread?
Or have there been some compelling new findings?


well, take away about 200 pages which are all zosers image and vid re-posts to start. He often switches from one idea to the next, then back to the others and re-posts his stuff.

So we know now, for sure that is... the Pyramid produced energy, which was beamed to an ancient satellite for some odd reason, then it was beamed back down...as energy...for man to use to build the pyramids - so well in the first place.

huh? Oh yes its all logical logistics, says zoser.  :yes:

First we build the pyramids with mans hard work and crude tools. Then, when we build the great pyramid, its turned into a power plant to enable the ancients to cut and shape stone so precisely. Only problem is nothing much was built so great as the Great Pyramid...after. Bit of a waste of time if you ask me.

Proof of all this? Well erm....actually there isnt any at all. But zoser knows a man, Chris Dunn, (who is good mates with Von Daniken), who has single-handedly,  figured out the entire scene, and is keen to sell his books and DVD's about it all

Now, the energy of course was hydrogen powered. Then it was actually nuclear powered. But it might also have been made my resonating granite under the piezoelectric effect.

Getting clearer?  :w00t:

If not dont worry - coz then we swerve back to PumaPunku. A site built 1500 years ago by Bolivian Indians. Which is impressive to a point, (for indians to build that is - as the greeks already built the Parthenon a thousand years before)...though a tour guide called Brian Forester insists, (as he is not an archeologist and has no real training to speak on the matter)...well that dont stop him from saying 'we don't know how it was done so it must have been ET'. Proof of this is? .....well there isnt any proof but that doesn't bother the AA crowd. Or zoser!

Of course Forester also makes AA type vids, has books to sell, and....he is responsible for getting people on those quite expensive tours.

So in a nutshell, Aliens popped down and built pumapunku overnight, while their mothership stayed in orbit.  Usually a good distance to keep any mother IMO.

Which again....conflicts with records that says it took 60 years to build and wasn't even finished when the Spanish arrived and put an end to their culture.  (The Indians that is, the aliens were hiding that day, powerless against Spanish daggers etc, then they took a look about at all the destruction and decided to go back into space and not come back)

This is all true and total fact, as someone found a saw mark in rock... which is odd because first zoser tells us they used lasers to cut rocks. But its nice to know the aliens carried back up tools like saws though isnt it.


Then....wait for it...

Back to the pyramids again.  :sleepy:

In summary?

Two choices:

1: zoser just wants to chat to people and doesnt care what he says as long as he gets a response.
2: zoser really believes all this mumbo jumbo in spite of the fact he is an ex-engineer, ex-teacher and currently works at the British museum. And he does all that before he even gets home from school.

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Edited by seeder, 08 March 2013 - 04:55 PM.

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 05:22 PM

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA seeder! HILARIOUS!

I especially liked, ' the Pyramid produced energy, which was beamed to an ancient satellite for some odd reason, then it was beamed back down...as energy...for man to use to build the pyramids'..

I've noticed him writing that too... Does he even know what 'logistics' means?...

Edited by Paxus, 08 March 2013 - 05:22 PM.


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Posted 08 March 2013 - 05:31 PM

View PostPaxus, on 08 March 2013 - 05:22 PM, said:

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA seeder! HILARIOUS!

I especially liked, ' the Pyramid produced energy, which was beamed to an ancient satellite for some odd reason, then it was beamed back down...as energy...for man to use to build the pyramids'..

I've noticed him writing that too... Does he even know what 'logistics' means?...


:tu:  hehehee.....

Many have nagged him over his use of the word logistics!  Perhaps zosers whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. :w00t:

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 05:47 PM

View Postseeder, on 08 March 2013 - 05:31 PM, said:

:tu:  hehehee.....

Many have nagged him over his use of the word logistics!  Perhaps zosers whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. :w00t:
Hahahahaha Terry Pratchet wrote about people like that (warning to others)


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Posted 08 March 2013 - 05:52 PM

And now all us "skeptics" are going to be in real trouble when the aliens return and appoint zoser as our ruling king!Thanks for running him off everyone,now us rubes will never gain any insight on how to stop the super advanced weaponry he will use to suppress us! :tu:

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 06:04 PM

View PostCrimsonKing, on 08 March 2013 - 05:52 PM, said:

And now all us "skeptics" are going to be in real trouble when the aliens return and appoint zoser as our ruling king!Thanks for running him off everyone,now us rubes will never gain any insight on how to stop the super advanced weaponry he will use to suppress us! :tu:

well, the odd thing is, zoser has occasionally stumbled over the truth, but.... he quickly picks himself up and carries on as if nothing happened. :yes:

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 06:55 PM

View PostSlave2Fate, on 07 March 2013 - 09:38 PM, said:

Thanks for posting that vid seeder, The efforts to restore the Parthenon are pretty goddamn impressive if you ask me. Even more so was the skill with which it was originally built. It surpasses Puma Punku by a large margin for it's complexity and precision. :tu:

Apart from it wasn't andesite or granite.

Sorry to put the kibosh on it.

By all means admire the art, but no AA proponent is ever likely to be that interested.  No evidence of ancient high tech.

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