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Atheist and a girl on an airplane(very funny)

Posted by markdohle , 18 January 2013 · 789 views

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to
her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total
stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
" Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no GOD, or no
Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.
"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a
question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but
a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks
about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified
to discuss why there is no GOD, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after
death, when you don't know ****?"
And then she went back to reading her book.

Jan 19 2013 12:57 AM
ROTFLMFAO LOL U R FUNNY thanks I needed that
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Ever Learning
Jan 19 2013 09:32 AM
omg thats so funny
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Thanks LOL....the punch line is a real kicker

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Jan 19 2013 04:59 PM
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spartan max2
Jan 20 2013 12:54 AM
clever llol
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Cherokee Wolf
Jan 20 2013 02:41 AM
LMAO!! I love this!
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