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#1    Bracket

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Posted 25 January 2011 - 09:44 PM

Lets see if you guys can create some funny children books titles.

Here's some to start off.

1. That's It, I'm Putting You up For Adoption
2. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
3. Strangers Have The Best Candy
4. Whining, Crying, And Kicking To Get Your Way
5. You Were An Accident
6. Things Rich Kids Have But you Never Will
7. Places Where Mommy And Daddy Hide Neat Things
8. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
9. You Are Different And That's Bad
10. Dads New Wife Robert

I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung.

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*Note to self, need more henchman, good ones this time. Also, start auditions for new female lab assistant.

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Posted 25 January 2011 - 09:59 PM

:lol: Those are horrible.  Okay, how about, "Beginner's guide to masturbation".  Nah, lame.  

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Posted 25 January 2011 - 10:37 PM

View PostNadia B., on 25 January 2011 - 09:59 PM, said:

:lol: Those are horrible.  Okay, how about, "Beginner's guide to masturbation".  Nah, lame.  

[randomapology1]I'M SO SORRY, BRACKET[/randomapology1]

That probably works. I'd say it's safe to assume that would be rejected.  :lol:

Thank you. Good job.  :tu:

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*Note to self, need more henchman, good ones this time. Also, start auditions for new female lab assistant.

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Posted 25 January 2011 - 10:51 PM

1. Terminal Ballistics For Kids

2. Everybody Dies

3. Diesel Fuel + Fertilizer = 4th of July Fun!

4. Fork and Wall Outlet: A Love Story.

5. How To Build Your Own Parachute

6. Mommy and Daddy Divorced Because You Wet the Bed.

7. Ouija Boards: Satan's Delivery Van

8. Stalin: A Man With A Plan

9. Why Uncle Willie Cries

10. Hustle or Die


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Posted 25 January 2011 - 10:53 PM

View PostPaul Dangerously, on 25 January 2011 - 10:51 PM, said:

Mommy and Daddy Divorced Because You Wet the Bed.

:lol:

I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung.

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*Note to self, need more henchman, good ones this time. Also, start auditions for new female lab assistant.

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Posted 26 January 2011 - 12:08 AM

LMAO, evil people.  Okay, how about "That's not cough medicine" and "You CAN fly!" :mellow:

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Posted 26 January 2011 - 12:29 AM

View PostNadia B., on 26 January 2011 - 12:08 AM, said:

LMAO, evil people.  Okay, how about "That's not cough medicine" and "You CAN fly!" :mellow:

Haha.  :lol: Being evil is fun sometimes.  :tu:

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*Note to self, need more henchman, good ones this time. Also, start auditions for new female lab assistant.

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Posted 26 January 2011 - 12:37 AM

what about "harry potter & the castle of un-natural sex acts"

or the Dr seuss classic " green eggs & ham taste better with bleach"

Edited by just a bloke, 26 January 2011 - 12:38 AM.

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Posted 26 January 2011 - 12:38 AM

Oh I agree.  :lol:  And to stay on topic with another crappy title...

"Everything That Happens After You're Sent To Bed"

[randomapology2]AGAIN, I'M SOOOO SORRY![/randomapology2]

Edited by Nadia B., 26 January 2011 - 12:38 AM.

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Posted 26 January 2011 - 01:08 AM

"Candy is hidden in the medicine cabinet"
"The pimp with the limp"
"Mommies and Daddies that kill their babies"
"How to tell if Daddy is a robot"
"Why you'll never amount to anything"
"ABC time with David Koresh"
"The Triple K non-coloring book"
"You are the only real person"
"Why aliens probe you"
"Fun with kitty: An exploration book (scalpel included)"
"My first hate crime"
"Why God hates me (probably you too)"
"Why 'Uncle Jim' hugs Mommy when Daddy is at work"

Yeah, I think a few of those might be real.....

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Posted 26 January 2011 - 02:30 AM

View PostRedSquirrel, on 26 January 2011 - 01:08 AM, said:

"Candy is hidden in the medicine cabinet"
"The pimp with the limp"
"Mommies and Daddies that kill their babies"
"How to tell if Daddy is a robot"
"Why you'll never amount to anything"
"ABC time with David Koresh"
"The Triple K non-coloring book"
"You are the only real person"
"Why aliens probe you"
"Fun with kitty: An exploration book (scalpel included)"
"My first hate crime"
"Why God hates me (probably you too)"
"Why 'Uncle Jim' hugs Mommy when Daddy is at work"

Yeah, I think a few of those might be real.....

Yeah. I think i've heard of some of those.  :blink:

I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung.

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*Note to self, need more henchman, good ones this time. Also, start auditions for new female lab assistant.

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Posted 26 January 2011 - 03:49 AM

Okay I'll give it a try with....

The Very Hungry Pervert

(Oh my, it, actually made me feel bad just by typing that, lol).

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Posted 26 January 2011 - 05:04 AM

View PostDelovely5150, on 26 January 2011 - 03:49 AM, said:

Okay I'll give it a try with....

The Very Hungry Pervert

(Oh my, it, actually made me feel bad just by typing that, lol).

:lol:

I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung.

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Posted 26 January 2011 - 06:30 AM

the little peado that could  :no:

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Posted 26 January 2011 - 01:54 PM

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"101 reasons you should be afraid of the dark"
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