That’s nothing, Blue Star used to have hooves. Then she asked Little Mermaid for advice and got her human feet the same way Little Mermaid got hers. In exchange for excruciating pain. Then Disney destroyed the original fairytale, which was about pain that comes with womanhood and now no one will believe me when I tell you the truth and nothing but the truth, except maybe few hyperboles.
Edit: and losing her tongue, mind you, if a little mermaid wants to be an adult woman and get married she has to lose her tongue. Jesus patriarchal Christ, I feel like b****slapping Hans Christian Andersen right now...
Edited by Helen of Annoy, 19 December 2012 - 05:55 PM.
Have I ever lost the plot while reading one of your posts?
The will to live maybe, but not the plot... - Junior Chubb
Helen has alloy wheels gauged in her earlobes and goes face first as she drives down the street. Her toes tag along behind moving very rapidly against the concrete while her body is straight and elevated above the ground.
The letter kills but The Spirit gives life. 2 Corinthians 3:6
Non-ambiguity and non-contradiction are one sided and thus unsuited to express the incomprehensible. -Jung
Truth is, OverSword is one of santa's reindeer...He's the one dragging along at the back, getting all the other reindeers number two's in his face, as they fly through the air with the greatest of ease.......Or is that some dude on a flying trapeze???? Whatever....The other reindeer call him pooh face, self explanatory why really. Poof for short.
Helen doesn't have body piercings ,but she claims to do them,for a small fee.
She lures unsuspecting teenage fools into her lair...err home,and leads them into her basement ....where she keeps her "piercer equipment".
She only has one thing she uses to piece ....,she pierces them with her favorite iron maiden .
She bought the thing at Elizabeth Bathorys garage sale ....along with a few of Liz' favorite vein scissors .
All those kids you see on the back of milk cartons ...yup. Helens "clients".
Edited by Simbi Laveau, 19 December 2012 - 07:49 PM.