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UK is well prepared to fight zombie invasion

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#1    Still Waters

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Posted 26 December 2012 - 12:18 PM

A zombie invasion is a problem that may seem to belong in a horror film rather than to real life, but, none the less, the British government believes it has worked out the best way to cope with one.

http://www.telegraph...e-invasion.html

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Posted 26 December 2012 - 01:42 PM

just LOL.


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Posted 26 December 2012 - 01:45 PM

The proof I needed that the UK government is run by twelve year old boys who play more Call of Duty then socialize with the opposite sex.

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Posted 26 December 2012 - 02:25 PM

At least they're prepared, people won't have to ask them, "Where were you when the zombie invasion happened?" Because most they would reply, "Carrying out survival method #0100268." L.o.l just saying it's better to plan ahead just in case.


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Posted 26 December 2012 - 02:29 PM

Ditto on the lol .
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Posted 26 December 2012 - 02:51 PM

Oh good.

Their plans still wont be better than mine though! :-D


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Posted 26 December 2012 - 03:01 PM

View PostC235, on 26 December 2012 - 01:42 PM, said:

just LOL.


You say that, but it's not impossible for it to happen. The science is there.

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Posted 26 December 2012 - 04:29 PM

Good grief!

Judging by this the invasion of braindead zombies has already happened...


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Posted 26 December 2012 - 04:32 PM

I really wish this was being reported on 1 April


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Posted 26 December 2012 - 04:34 PM

View PostHasina, on 26 December 2012 - 01:45 PM, said:

The proof I needed that the UK government is run by twelve year old boys who play more Call of Duty then socialize with the opposite sex.

You needed PROOF?!

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Posted 26 December 2012 - 04:38 PM

View PostUrisk, on 26 December 2012 - 04:34 PM, said:



You needed PROOF?!
You know what they say about 'assume' don't you? I don't want to be one!

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Posted 26 December 2012 - 05:07 PM

View PostCoffey, on 26 December 2012 - 03:01 PM, said:

You say that, but it's not impossible for it to happen. The science is there.

I believe in the possibility of everything but that's still awkward :P


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Posted 26 December 2012 - 05:25 PM

View PostHasina, on 26 December 2012 - 01:45 PM, said:

The proof I needed that the UK government is run by twelve year old boys who play more Call of Duty then socialize with the opposite sex.

I can't see what the problem is in a government protecting its people against the threat of a zombie invasion.

The first duty of any government should be the protection of its people.


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Posted 26 December 2012 - 05:42 PM

View PostTheLastLazyGun, on 26 December 2012 - 05:25 PM, said:



I can't see what the problem is in a government protecting its people against the threat of a zombie invasion.

The first duty of any government should be the protection of its people.
I don't see a problem with it either. It just seems silly that they need to tell us. 'Worrying about silly things? Don't worry! We are too!'

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Posted 26 December 2012 - 05:45 PM

View PostHasina, on 26 December 2012 - 05:42 PM, said:

I don't see a problem with it either. It just seems silly that they need to tell us. 'Worrying about silly things? Don't worry! We are too!'

You won't think it's silly if it actually happened, especially if the government isn't prepared to fight it.

Edited by TheLastLazyGun, 26 December 2012 - 05:45 PM.






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