"Yesterday hospital officials said they have drained approximately two gallons of butteralready and expect him to make a full recovery once the rest is clear."
*Note to Red Lobster: Prepare for law suit*
Keep your eyes wide open and don't run!
P.S. Just to be clear, because sometimes I am not. I do not believe... in the existence of a large previously unknown undiscovered hairy biped roaming North America. But I like to hear the accounts, read the books, watch the shows, discuss and argue about the phenomenon.
"I hate pretentious people. I mean, what is the point in applying exorbitantly extensive vocabulary, it is just straightforwardly unnecessary".
Posted 24 June 2013 - 11:03 AM
My husband is one for eating biscuits ( of the sweet kind )..His hand is forever in the cookie jar..I should show him this article, maybe he will stop those sneaky midnight snacking trips he makes... !!!
I had my first bad experience of overeating the other day. I hadn't eaten much for a few days beforehand, so one night I decided to splurge and make a large meal. I'm not sure if anyone has ever made a porcupine meatloaf, slow cooked in gravy before(homemade gravy), but I recommend trying it.
I ate until stuffed and then a few hours later got tired and went to sleep. I made the mistake of falling asleep on my stomach and woke up in the middle of the night with intense stomach pains, I'm not sure if sleeping in that position clogged my digestive track or I just ate too much on a shrunken belly, but I felt that blueberry girl from Willy Wonka.
Um, I'm pretty sure this is a fake. Keven posted the Rock City Times article (a satire piece) on his own FB page on Saturday- the day after the purported event. Looks like other agencies picked it up and ran with it. http://www.rockcityt...bster-biscuits/
I am Junior Chubb, son of the Chubb, father of Chubb III
Posted 24 June 2013 - 12:59 PM
Same thing happened to me once eating curry...
I overdone it, fell asleep and slipped into a Korma
Edited by Junior Chubb, 24 June 2013 - 01:00 PM.
I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. Anyway, it's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.