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#1    Pauwau

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Posted 10 September 2007 - 08:54 AM

This is a funny poem I found surfing around on the internet.



I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
Perched on my window sill.

He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles
Began to slip away.

He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
brought up the morning sun.

I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently shut the window
And crushed his fu cking head.

I'm not a morning person.



I told you it was funny laugh.gif


#2    Sassages

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Posted 10 September 2007 - 08:59 AM

LOL I like that!

My fav funny poem is:

As I was going up the stair
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish, he'd go away

OR

A peanut sat on the railway track,
His heart was all a-flutter
Along came a train,
the 9-15
Toot, toot!
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Posted 10 September 2007 - 04:04 PM

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This is a funny poem I found surfing around on the internet.
I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
Perched on my window sill.

He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles
Began to slip away.

He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
brought up the morning sun.

I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently shut the window
And crushed his fu cking head.

I'm not a morning person.
I told you it was funny laugh.gif

HAHA! genuine!



#4    justcallmefox

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Posted 14 September 2007 - 06:59 PM

w00t.gif   that was GREAT!

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#5    swtp

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Posted 16 September 2007 - 07:51 AM

laugh.gif Funny! And i have felt like doing the same thing on some mornings, just ask my hubby! Poor guy! yes.gif





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